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OUR BLOG CURATOR BECOMES HERO OVERNIGHT! MILLIONS OF MEDALS EARNED!
Last night, our blog creator did something remarkable to save her Mum from a near death experience. Here at The Sun, we have removed her name to protect identities, but what she did yesterday was so amazing it will knock you off your seat.
It started when she was on the computer typing away, when suddenly, her Mum started coughing. It started off as little coughs, but then it turned to spluttering and choking.
"My darling little one knew exactly what to do," remarked onlooker Lady Penelope. She was the witness of several of our creator's incredible deeds since her detox began, such as surprising her Mum and doing things she never did before.
What? We can't tell you all at once because there are three hours left until her support today.
'Er ladyship continued:
"She was such a wonder! Not only did she grab some toilet paper, but she ran up to her Mum and hit her three or four times on her back to stop her from choking violently to her death. We have her to thank for doing it."
Upon hearing this domestic rescue, International Rescue founder Jeff Tracy was more than pleased to hear this.
"My little niece has been valued enough to learn the ropes when someone is suffering." he told The Sun.
"When I told my crew about it, they burst into cheers and wild hugs, except for Scott, Virgil and Gordon, who booed her. You know what they're like towards her, those rascals."
Remember, if you ever see a person choking, run up to them, grab a gross of toilet paper and then THUMP THUMP THUMP them HARD!
On their backs.
A message from The Sun.
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