Bluey: The Videogame Review

She is free to roam. She trashes her whole house up. She's Bluey, the most adored pup in Australia. In this easy video game, you can either play as Bluey, Bingo, Bandit or Chilli as you try to piece together a map that Bandit hid away a long time ago when he was a kid - okay, maybe the '80s. You become so immersed in the gameplay that you instantly forget about what you're supposed to be doing for one minute to let your character indulge in games from the show like Keepy Uppy and Floor Is Lava. During little breaks in the Heeler home, even when they are wearing their hats, you can let Bluey or one of her family trash up the house by moving things here and there, collecting items from the house to place into your sticker book and sometimes jumping literally up the banisters. It really is too dangerous.

And I rank this game a 10/10.

So This Is Christmas (Day)...

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I've had a lovely morning! Mylo got the most presents, which are squeaky piggies and chickens, while Grandma got some cardigans and jumpers, and I got a Nintendo Switch - yep, the game console that's advertised on kids' TV all da time - alongside two games: Super Mario 3D All Stars and Bluey: The Video Game. Imagine if Bluey were an Italian plumber, eh? That would be really weird!

Now, I also got a chocolate reindeer, but since this is Christmas I scoffed the whole lot down, followed by a nice cool glass of fresh milk. See you until tomorrow, diet! Anyway, Mum said she wasn't going to give me an Amazon gift card, but she did - and it was a surprise! And look at all the glamorous, glitzy, magical, non-Disney-woke-style gifts I got!

• Notebooks
• Day To Page Calendar
• The Boy Whose Wishes Came True (Imagine that, all your wishes - coming true! Wow!)
• Robbie The Reindeer on DVD
• Lilo & Stitch Shower Set
• Mickey Mouse soft toy
• So...? Body Mist
• Unicorn Perfume
• Escentuals Body Mist

Now, let's see what Horrid Henry got in my Christmas tradition of a book, the fourth and final story where Dad keeps screaming at everyone to shut up while he's cooking.... £15, a huge tin of chocolates, five more knights for his army, a subscription to Gross Out Fan Club aaaaaand a Terminator Gladiator trident.

Tough luck, Henry, maybe next year.