Poll - What Do You Think I Might Do Next?

 

Design by Sybil Somerset

Oh The Obstacles I Face

What I'd Rather Have For Lunch...

What do I dream about?

Earth Ninja - Bamboo Toothbrushes

Comfy & Cosy - What I Like About This Colouring Book

Instead Of Tidying Up, I Might Do...

Fantasies Of What An Itchy Nose Looks Like

The Anderson Characters Of Last Week

They can't control Robert due to balance and weight

And now in the bath he sits and waits

He never rusts, he just relaxes and sighs

A look of softness in his non-existent eyes

Timon and Pumbaa are trying new foods

A trip to KFC should set their mood

Fried chicken tastes better than grub any time

And a free balloon should do just fine!

Through the snow Balto struggles

Trying to find someone who'll give him snuggles

The question remains inside his head:

Is he human or left for dead?

Off to work is builder Fritz,

Suddenly he has a bit of an itch

He's scratching madly, he has STD

And he feels very, very itchy!

On this island, Penelope and me,

Fully unclothed, wild and free,

Splashing and laughing in the sea

In this island fantasy.