Doey Something Newey For Bluey!

You can pick your nose....but you can't pick what's for family game night! That's because there's two new Bluey related activities on the CBeebies website - a jigsaw and spot the difference! Try these, I bet Bingo would love a puzzle game like this, because back on Disney+, she completed a puzzle of the map of the world. Soon, this adventure will be shown on CBeebies, but until then, WACKADOO!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/puzzles/bluey-jigsaw-game

https://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/puzzles/bluey-spot-the-difference

Gimme 5

As far as you didn't know, our bins now have the number 5 painted on them. Want to know how the number 5 is used in everyday life? Well, you've come to the right place! Let the Teletubbies, my old friends, show you how.

Okay, Now You Really Do Like Bitesize - Magic Xylophone

To celebrate the launch of Bluey on CBeebies, engage in some fun activities themed around the episode that aired this morning, Magic Xylophone. Once you've done that, make a beautiful unicorn headband to use on your victim! Don't forget the pink marker and toys.

https://looseparts.com.au/the-magic-xylophone/

https://www.theinspirationedit.com/gorgeous-diy-unicorn-headband-craft-kids/

My Views On BBC Bitesize's New Lineup

I found out they have the Bitesize label on EVERY SHOW.

First, there's Bitesize Teacher Talks. They just consist of a teacher against a white background telling us about maths and whatever. The first lesson, for 5-7 year olds, is great for when you're trying to practice exercises like punches, kicks and jumps through counting and duck and cow noises. Strange....

Next, we have CBBC Live Lessons. Today's lesson is set at Chester Zoo, but what's shocking is that not only did Naomi almost die, but they used the word 'Sex'. In a kids' show. Bravo, CBBC, you're aiming for adults now. During lesson breaks, they show this montage of all the animals at Chester Zoo with a timer in the corner. That's relaxing.

Authors Live is next, and it's soooooo boring! Even the audience seems to be bored watching. It features Cressida Cowell, the creator of the How To Train Your Dragon book series and the Wizards Of Once. It would be much better if there was a show with Tommy Donbavand.

Springwatch Wildlife Academy - I love the little school shield-like logo they had featuring a squirrel and a rabbit, and the country farm where Maddie hosts, but when that group of girls came in, it showed how much CBBC wanted to bring lesbians together! The girls looked as though they're kissing! Yuck!

Blow Your Mind is much better, because it's a show that came before the whole Coronavirus thing started and CBBC went downhill. Chris and Xand host and show images of Chris Packham from Springwatch and The Really Wild Show putting crows and cockatoos to the test as the two doctors comment on their actions. I wish I'd watched it when I was 15, along with Strange Hill High...sigh....I miss Mitchell, Becky and Templeton...

The sad news is, I miss Scream Street too, but there's one thing I'll never miss...BLUEY ON CBEEBIES!!!

My Views On Jennie's Fitness In 5

In my opinion, Jennie's Fitness In 5 doesn't encourage kids to be fit and active, it encourages them to be couch potatoes who sit around on the sofa doing nothing but watch CBBC all day.

Jennie is a fat slob who tries her best to rip off Joe Wicks and start her own fitness show for CBBC. She's like a former PE teacher who's divorced and cannot even get a job except work in a vibrant and colourful gym. Her AI friend at least tries to gain control of her, but she gets distracted by things like phone calls and packages, and does she have motherhood on her mind? You don't trust Jenny, she sits on the couch watching TV and pigging out on crisps and cupcakes. She's no role model, she's a pig! If you show this series to Joe Wicks, he'd be unconscious in seconds!

You know where she got her workouts from? Youtube. I mean, there's a spoof of Joe Wicks on Big Fat Like, which I like to think they put creepy stock footage and old footage and even creepy music on there to make it suitable for adults, but this? Try more workouts on Youtube, including Joe Wicks himself. You don't listen to Jennie at all!

Express Yourself - What Lie Have You Wished You'd Come Clean About?

I never told any lie, because there's stories about telling the truth. For example, there's a Make Way For Noddy episode called 'The Big Fib' about a Googleberry-eating monster.

Express Yourself - 19.4.21

Bluey is on CBeebies! In 'Magic Xylophone', Bluey and Bingo play with a colourful xylophone that can stop time.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000vbrh/bluey-series-1-1-the-magic-xylophone

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Journal - 19.4.21

Bluey finally aired on CBeebies! Bluey and Bingo play with a magic xylophone that can freeze Dad in his tracks. Before that, I saw a piece of continuity with a huge cardboard cutout of Bluey and her family and Dodge wearing Bluey ears.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000vbrh/bluey-series-1-1-the-magic-xylophone

I.B.F.F Diaries '21 is about to begin! While my siblings and I are playing Horsey, Six finds a magic xylophone and we use it to play a trick on Dr. F using a few stuffed toys, a pink marker and a unicorn headband. She chases after us, and we playfully tackle her to the ground. Finding a cure for boredom on a rainy day, we next play unicorns and leopards with the mums and dads.

https://www.redtedart.com/unicorn-headband-diy/

https://www.simpleeverydaymom.com/lion-headband-craft/

I.B.F.F Diaries '21 Extracts - The Magic Xylophone

ME: Alright, Six, you freeze Dr. F because she's mean on one hand, but kind on the other.

BLUEY: You don't think we'll be in trouble for this, will we?

LUELLA: It'll be, like, fine. Go ahead, Six!

[Six hits a note on the magic xylophone, and Dr. F freezes in her tracks just as she is about to leave her basement lab]

ALL OF US: Yeah!/Alright!/We did it!

ME: Now, let's give her a makeover she didn't realize she had!

[We doodle glasses and a moustache on her face, put a smile on her face, close her left eye to make it look like she's winking and stuff her arms full of toys. We stand back to admire our work, then I have a turn on the xylophone.]

ME: Alright. Ready?

MY SIBLINGS: Yep!/Okay!/Right!

ME: 3! 2! 1!

[I hit the xylophone, and Dr. F unfreezes. She throws the stuffed toys in the air and growls at us, as we scream with laughter]

ME: You never thought we'd give you a makeover just like they do on TV, right?!

DR. F: AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!

[Dr. F chases us out of her lab and into the living room. We race past Aunt Trixie, who spins as we race past, and narrowly avoid Niles. We race upstairs into our room, spin round and pin Dr. F to the floor, tickling her. She laughs maniacally.]

DR. F: No! Stop! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!! Six, what are you doing?! Get off me!

LUKE: Best prank EVER!!!

[Niles, Aunt Trixie, Uncle Stripe, Chilli and Bandit enter and see Dr. F being playfully tortured by me and my siblings]

BANDIT: Well, you can't beat a mad scientist playing with kids like mine. Wait, WHAT?!

CHILLI: Don't get over-exaggerated, Bandit. In fact, she's actually enjoying it.

BANDIT: Yeah. Right.

AUNT TRIXIE: She'll get used to the fact she has a softer side. After all, she's one of the family!

Watch Magic Xylophone on iPlayer:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000vbrh/bluey-series-1-1-the-magic-xylophone

Dork Diaries: OMG: All About Me - 19.4.21

I only love mozzarella cheese and tomato sauce on my pizza. Pepperoni is the smelly meat!