Wednesday, 27 December 2023

Angel Muffins

“Furaha! Orko! You’ve got mail!” called Ua from downstairs. Furaha and Orko raced downstairs to see Ua holding a medium-sized pink envelope with their names written on the back - in Angel Cake’s writing. Furaha gently took it from her mother and opened it up. The heavenly scent of ice cream cakes wafted into her nose. Orko could smell it too. The letter read:


Dear Furaha and Orko,

How would you two like to head over to my place? We can bake blueberry muffins tomorrow. Custard and Pupcake are coming too, but please don’t let Pupcake near any of my baking equipment. Hope to see you tomorrow,

Love,

Angel Cake.


Furaha and Orko were bursting with excitement. “We’re going to bake muffins at Angel Cake’s house!” they cried at once. “Now don’t get too excited about it,” said Ua, “Because you have a job to do once you get there.” “What’s that?” asked Orko. “Your job is to keep Pupcake away from Angel’s baking equipment, because it can easily get knocked over.” “Oh.” Orko felt disappointed. “But I was looking forward to the muffin part.” “You can hide under the table with Pupcake whilst we do all the muffin business,” suggested Furaha. Orko thought that was a great idea.


Meanwhile, at Strawberry Shortcake’s strawberry-shaped house, Custard and Pupcake were also excited over going to Angel Cake’s house for a baking session. But then, Pupcake’s face fell. He wasn’t supposed to touch the baking equipment, was he, because he always knocked everything over. “Don’t worry, Pupcake, you’ll have Orko to protect you.” said Strawberry Shortcake, “Because time and time again, you’ll find yourself useful for once in your life.” “I was going to say that,” said Custard sarcastically. “Let the master speak first,” scolded Strawberry. Custard harumphed as she slumped down in her basket. Hopefully tomorrow will be better, she thought.


And it was. Furaha, Orko, Custard and Pupcake all made their way to Angel Cake’s big, bright cake shaped house on a bright and sunny day. “Isn’t it exciting?” squealed Custard, “Angel Cake - allowing us to bake muffins!” “Oh boy, yes,” said Furaha, “And think of all the baking equipment she keeps everywhere!” Orko was carrying Pupcake in his arms. Pupcake was trying to wiggle free, but Orko was trying to keep hold of him. “Stay still!” he cried multiple times while wrestling with the fussy pup.


At last they reached Angel Cake’s pink front door. Furaha knocked three times, and who should answer it but… “Angel Cake!” our three friends cried. Pupcake barked. “Oh it’s so nice to see you - and it’s just the right kind of weather to bake cakes. Blueberry muffins, for instance. Come on in!”


So everyone stepped into Angel Cake’s squeaky clean kitchen and saw that she had all the ingredients ready - all purpose flour, baking powder, salt, unsalted butter, granulated sugar, eggs, vanilla and almond extract milk, turbinado sugar, and best of all - the blueberries. Furaha, Orko and Custard had stars in their eyes just seeing the basketful of blueberries on the table! Pupcake was still wiggling like a wiggling thing in Orko’s arms. “STAY STILL!” he shouted. Angel Cake tutted. “I don’t think it’s going to be easy sailing with Pupcake ruining the whole recipe. Orko, why don’t you take him into my living room? That’ll calm him down.” “Right away!” said Orko, and he lead Pupcake out of the room.


Angel Cake advised Furaha and Custard that they need to wash their paws and wear baking aprons before they start. Furaha and Custard loved making frothy lather from all the bubbles caused by Angel’s raspberry-scented washing up liquid! Then, the baking began. Angel Cake advised that first they need to combine the flour, baking powder and salt in a medium bowl. They all worked together to make a snow like mixture, but suddenly, Custard felt an itch in her nose. She was going to sneeze! “Aaa…aaa…aaa…” “Sneeze into your arm!” cried Angel Cake. So she did. “AaaaTCHOO!” Everyone laughed. Custard’s sneezing was very funny!


Meanwhile in Angel Cake’s living room, Orko let Pupcake run around the fleecy dark blue carpet. “There. Much better.” he said, “After all, who would want to leave Pupcake alone in the kitchen while he messes everything up?”

My Gift Card Grabem's!

Here they are - the first of my gift card grabs!
This is my new Mickey Mouse soft toy - isn't he the cutest? And this is Robbie The Reindeer, on DVD of course, which I'm watching right now. I'm already starting to like Vixen - she's so hot! In any moment of my coming days, Vixen, or Vixy as I'd like to call her, will get a starring role in my stories!
"YEEE-HAAAA!"
It's Stitch! And he's brought the next lot of gifts for us, like his amazing shower gel and loofah.
"Foofah?"
Loofah, Stitch. It's for scratching your back. I also got a few notebooks, a calendar and The Boy Whose Wishes Came True. My favourite part would be.....wait for it...the XBox and pizza! But luckily, Libby takes me out for pizza and I have a Nintendo Switch so...problem sorted

Da-da-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Claude Goes To The Seaside

Here it is: my latest in designer underwear: Claude's snazzy new beach pants! Now don't laugh, these fun new pants are nothing no one has worn before. Some of them will make Claude look like a girl, some will be just fun for him since he enjoys all the pleasures of every day life.

First is my anti-CBBC pants. Claude wears them as he's protesting outside the CBBC Manchester building, not letting CBBC go to the American state by airing foreign cartoons. Soon, CBBC will air their British shows with dubbed over American accents, loud laugh tracks and new faster paces. Can't we just let CBBC remain British and not go downhill like they did in 2019, when they started airing Almost Never? Shut up.

Next, there's my famous flowery design. Now Claude will look like a fat lady tending to her garden in big flowery bloomers, and everyone will see him as such a sight!

My Edd The Duck pants prove so '90s, they can send anyone right back to when CBBC was Children's BBC. When they aired stuff like Pingu, Noddy and Fireman Sam, not some lame space Shake It Up ripoff. When Claude wears these pants, everyone will know how retro he is, how stylish, how handsome, how artistic.

Aaarrrrgh! Skull pants bring the high seas to Claude, so he can wear only them when he's playing pirates with the other kids on the beach. You should read Pirates Love Underpants for inspiration. The skull also helps cover his...er...uh oh, moving on.

The party is on with my next invention, party pants. With balloons and party hats on the front and backs of this design, there really will be a party going on in Claude's private area! Perfect for when he's attending a beach party or a Hawaiian luau.

Finally, there's Dogmation pants. 

Dog + Dalmatian = Dogmation pants.

This set of pants features dragons on one side and dalmatians 0n the other, so Claude can let all the beachgoers know that he's a descendent of Pongo...

Am I right? Or...er...am I...er....wrong?

Ah whatever, they're still undies.

Sir Bobblysocks' Long Lie Down

Hello, everyone, it's me, Claude. My good friend Doggo has just woken up from a nap after about four hours from morning to afternoon, but my sidekick Sir Bobblysock is yawning. It's time for one of his long lie-ins. Sure, he's got cucumber slices for his eyes (even though he doesn't have any, 'cause he's a sock) and his red cardigan, but there are a few things missing. Here are six more things needed to complete a luxuriously socky lie in...

A Packet Of Cookies
Sir Bobblysock always likes a plateful of cookies to chow down on while he has his long lie down. He mostly like chocolate biscuits, but if you give him a plate of chocolate cookies, he's totally relaxed. Dip them in hot chocolate, and bob's your uncle, he has a lie-down snack. But it wouldn't be complete on hot days without...

An ice cold drink
There's no denying that Sir Bobblysock and I love a cool, refreshing glass of Mr and Mrs Shinyshoes' homemade orange juice. You might be thinking, "DOGS CAN'T HAVE-"
"SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Oh, er, sorry, I mean, "Dogs can't have orange juice." Well, I am a fictional dog and I can do whatever I want. I like to buy orange juice from the market should all the homemade stuff run out or get sold to a hungry cow, I'll leave Bobblysock lying and relaxing while I'm off to the shops. Often, I'll let my friend Rex The Runt take care of him while I'm out - he's chilled out. His friends Bad Bob, Wendy and Vince all have difficulties, you know: Bad Bob is reckless and always carries a gun, Wendy is a sarky girl and is spouting rubbish yet womanly stuff out of her lips and Vince's screaming will just make it worse. Okay, Doggo, all your's! *throws Vince to me*

A Lullaby CD
I always get out the CD player, take one of my favourite soothing lullaby CDs and let Bobblysocks listen to the beautiful music and sounds while he lies down, chows down on his cookies and drinks his juice. CDs from Fisher Price and Disney are quite good, and I have to admit, both the lullaby cover of 'The House At Pooh Corner' and Nick Lachey's 'Once Upon A Time' made me cry a little bit, but they're still very soothing.

A Bubble Machine
Sometimes I hear the neighbourhood kids blow bubbles outside in their gardens. They're so delighted with what they do, although their loud shrill screaming disrupts Sir Bobblysocks' nap. Sometimes, when the kids are at school, Sir Bobblysocks likes to lie down while I turn on the bubble machine and lots of round poppley things float around him. It even floats around the whole town! Bubbles can be very soothing, especially to a little sock like Bobbly.

A Blanket
You might've seen this coming, I reckon. My own blanket is soft, fuzzy and red, and I sleep under it to help Mr and Mrs Shinyshoes know that I'm just a regular, average, normal dog. Nothing special here, heh-heh! But Sir Bobblysock keeps a whole host of blankets - some are in bright colours, and some are branded with characters like Masters Of The Universe, My Little Pony and Spot. He's such a lucky sock, and I do believe he has great taste - and he doesn't even have a tongue!

And finally,
A Unicorn Toy
I always like to carry my own toys to bed and tuck them up like in the song 'Ten In The Bed'. Sir Bobblysock keeps a unicorn with him, like the one up above, to accompany him on his long naps. Doggo has a unicorn toy too, although Bobblysocks' unicorn toy is white with a blue horn and red hooves and wings. I guess you could call him a long, tubular Brony! (Don't tell him I said it though.)