First is my anti-CBBC pants. Claude wears them as he's protesting outside the CBBC Manchester building, not letting CBBC go to the American state by airing foreign cartoons. Soon, CBBC will air their British shows with dubbed over American accents, loud laugh tracks and new faster paces. Can't we just let CBBC remain British and not go downhill like they did in 2019, when they started airing Almost Never? Shut up.
Next, there's my famous flowery design. Now Claude will look like a fat lady tending to her garden in big flowery bloomers, and everyone will see him as such a sight!
My Edd The Duck pants prove so '90s, they can send anyone right back to when CBBC was Children's BBC. When they aired stuff like Pingu, Noddy and Fireman Sam, not some lame space Shake It Up ripoff. When Claude wears these pants, everyone will know how retro he is, how stylish, how handsome, how artistic.
Aaarrrrgh! Skull pants bring the high seas to Claude, so he can wear only them when he's playing pirates with the other kids on the beach. You should read Pirates Love Underpants for inspiration. The skull also helps cover his...er...uh oh, moving on.
The party is on with my next invention, party pants. With balloons and party hats on the front and backs of this design, there really will be a party going on in Claude's private area! Perfect for when he's attending a beach party or a Hawaiian luau.
Finally, there's Dogmation pants.
Dog + Dalmatian = Dogmation pants.
This set of pants features dragons on one side and dalmatians 0n the other, so Claude can let all the beachgoers know that he's a descendent of Pongo...
Am I right? Or...er...am I...er....wrong?
Ah whatever, they're still undies.
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