The Peppa Pig My First Cinema Experiences have gone down really well with preschoolers alike - except for that one screening of horror trailers which left kids confused and crying when they were meant to see a fairy piglet with stars painted on her face - but still, this family went to a premiere of the movie and...it wasn't as good as Bluey, but it still has satisfying story titles...aaaaand my Coke bottle farted. Oh, and did I forget to mention? I don't like the TV series, and I don't like those disgusting Youtube videos, because obviously Peppa is Queen Of Youtube Kids, but I love all the books about her, especially the story ones and the learning ones.
Zecora and I went out for the most tiring yet exhilarating day of my life! She brought me a lunch of sandwiches, sausage rolls and cookies which I stuffed into my mouth in double quick time.
She also brought me a My Little Pony magazine seeing how popular Izzy and her friends are in the place we're going, Maretime Bay.
Not those ponies, but the CGI ponies of course! Anyway, when we got to Maretime Bay, I had finished my grub in about 1 second flat! I asked Zecora to search up Fluttershy and her friends on her phone, and she found everyone - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie and everyone! She even found out about herself - luckily, unlike the Google Yourself Challenge, where people see romantic and sexy images of themselves, she saw images from the show relating to her. She even found out about her perchance to rhyme and make potions.
We next talked about how The Lion Guard was too violent for preschoolers, and how instead of that, Disney Junior might create a show called 'The Lion King: Wonders Of The Pride Lands' where Simba shows his young cub Kiara the wonders of nature. This lead to talk of Tales Of The Riverbank, and the adorable real animals they used for the show. This all lead up from a conversation about Paw Patrol.
At Sweet Hooves Cafe in Manehatten, Zecora got me one of those windy hot chocolates that make me burp. I don't know what the kind cafe owner was on, but he kept burping when he served the hot chocolate. As we drank our hot chocolate, we talked about how my Autistica idea would branch out into a magazine series like StoryBox, which contained, according to its description, book-length stories, facts, puzzles and games. I also had ideas for my interactive TV series for autistic children and adults, such as facts and slang from Australia, paintings such as Starry Night by Vincent Van Gough (Little Einsteins, anyone?) and even a trip through time to discover different incarnations of things, such as one which goes through similarities between Thomas & Friends and My Little Pony.
The problem was, it was a very bumpy ride! I even met the two black Highland cows on the way. Haven't seen them in ages. Have you?
