Eric Cartman Responds To My Discovery Of Alexa+

The year is 2025, and young Eric Cartman cannot wait for the new Alexa+ to come out. Unable to cope with the wait any longer, Eric decides to ask his mum to download it for him. But Eric's mum has to make a phone call to a relative who's suffering and in pain, and so Eric has to wait, for 500 years.

A Poem About Lily & Rosa's Scrapbook (For CraftyTomato)

When memories are made with friends

Like a trip to the Winter Fair,

Making a scrapbook is a cosy idea

And then they will always be there.

A Poem About Ocean Torture

Marina is tied up and tortured,

But it was all a bad dream

For deep in the peaceful ocean,

No one can hear Titan scream!