I.B.F.Fs: The Eagle's Nest - The Aftermath - Carla Black Meets Clayton

 

CARLA BLACK: Good to see you, Mr. Clayton.

CLAYTON: Nice to see you too, Miss Carla Black.

CARLA BLACK: I just recently read the script for I.B.F.Fs: The Eagle's Nest, and I thought the wolf boy and his friends had run away at last.

CLAYTON: Aah, that reminds me of when a friend of mine exiled a lion cub into the forbidden jungles of Africa. You know who else I knew? Hyenas!

CARLA BLACK: No no no, it's like you don't like gorillas at all, and you're a hyena transformed into a man.

CLAYTON: That's it - hyenas! When they go really bad, all you got to do is...binge-watch BBC iPlayer!

CARLA BLACK: Urgh! Clayton, you unoriginal fool, you just stole that line from one of the songs in The Lion King Show!

CLAYTON: Is that like The Yogi Bear Show or just-

CARLA BLACK: NO! The Lion King on Broadway, stupid!

CLAYTON: Oh.

CARLA BLACK: Now that Luke and his friends have run away with the younger self of the writer of the script, I can finally go back to living my life-stuffing my face with cakes and biscuits like Sir Otto in tomorrow's Scream Street episode 'Cry Wolf' - hang on, did I just mention I'm going to begin the week? Smashing news!

CLAYTON: I wish Tarzan aired on Disney Junior again. You know, the channel aired Tarzan once.

CARLA BLACK: Did they indeed?

CLAYTON: Yup.

CARLA BLACK: I know what we plan to do. Tomorrow, with your guidance, I'll turn everyone on Scream Street into robots just like what happened in 2016! *singing* The residents of Scream Street make me sick-

CLAYTON: Shut up! *snags Carla Black by the windpipe* Do not follow in the footsteps of Zira and Scar!

CARLA BLACK: To think I was non-Disney. Let go...

CLAYTON: Sorry, madam.

[Clayton drops Carla]

CARLA BLACK: You turned my face blue.

CLAYTON: Now, about your plans for tomorrow.

CARLA BLACK: That stupid Coronavirus won't stop me from checking out that normal girl's works. Even though she's autistic and on the verge of throwing a big blowoff, I've spent the six months in lockdown while Scream Street was off the air reading her blog, looking at her scripts, passing her letters onto the postman - remembering to wash my dirty hands first - and listening to a Scream Street character's favourite song: Do Da Moves.

CLAYTON: Do Da Moves? I think I know that song too!

CARLA BLACK: Let's dance jungle style, as if we're the ones living in the jungle instead of those freaks and the writer normal they're friends with. Hit it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cymIK9-L0b4

Me When I Wait For A Commercial Break To End On Disney Junior Or Boomerang

 

Bananaphone!

 

Well Now, What Have We Here?

 

CBeebies is embracing the classics at last. First Chuggington, now this! I didn't know the original and best Bob The Builder and Brum would be on there. They've been on iPlayer before, check it out:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/b0072hf6/bob-the-builder

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/b006ygbk/brum

I.B.F.Fs: The Eagle's Nest

 

I.B.F.Fs: The Eagle's Nest

It's complete! The full, wild script based on a series of dreams I had starring me, Luke, Resus and Cleo as naked, free wild children living a life full of pampering jungle luxury and quiet natural wonder with the help of our eagle friend will be yours to read about when you click the link above. Be natural and cuddle up to the ones you love the most.

Who's To Blame?

 Who made the peaceful morning turn noisy?

My weekday breakfast in bed...

...or Love Monster? Is he becoming CBeebies' very own *mm-mm-mm-mm-mm* (censored to avoid bad luck). Let's hope that tomorrow, Love Monster doesn't cause any more mayhem, or everyone will think the coming of Satan has begun! Also, to parents, Love Monster looks a bit like a friendly Satan.

Todd Parr Says...

 

And, it's also okay to post blog entries (fun ones) on weekends off!

What I'll Do On October 2nd Next Week

 

On Friday October 2nd, I'll do a two-in-one mixture of works: first, it's Me, You, And Transformers Armada: Love Stronger Than Muscle. In the morning, we'll get to find out if Furaha can help a baby Arctic Fox get back to her mummy and daddy while the Autobots engage in another brutal battle with the Decepticons. Then, since an episode of the ungrateful Peppa Pig, named 'Miss Rabbit's Relaxation Class' is airing before the Bluey episode 'Escape' AKA 'Stick With Imagination' (this episode involves yoga and a yellow bouncy castle, no, I'm not talking about 'Escape', I'm talking about 'Miss Rabbit's Relaxation Class'), I'm doing the The 'Hood episode 'Stick With Imagination'. It's about four separate worlds existing only in the gang's imagination, and two of the worlds collide to create a perfect mansion big enough for all sixteen of the gang after Bluey and Bingo accidentally sneak into Tiny and Small's musical world. It'll be a bit like Tronji, except it doesn't involve children helping to restore the balance and harmony of a happy world and it'll be about a gang of animated kids creating a world of their own.

Telling Princess Celestia About My New Weekly Format

 

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that from Monday to Friday I'll do my favourite things - work on stuff and watch TV for inspiration, and on weekends I'll have time off, running some errands like lazing around in bed and watching TV and videos on the internet, having breakfast in bed and checking to see if my favourite Scooby Doo movies, such as Scooby Doo & The Goblin King, are on. Allah! How was your time on Boomerang? I bet you enjoyed it as much as the ZhuZhus enjoyed it! I may have to look up the history of the ZhuZhus on Boomerang though, but in the meantime, I wish you could see my blog.

Love,

Your faithful student,

Sybil Somerset on behalf of Twilight Sparkle.