CARLA BLACK: Good to see you, Mr. Clayton.
CLAYTON: Nice to see you too, Miss Carla Black.
CARLA BLACK: I just recently read the script for I.B.F.Fs: The Eagle's Nest, and I thought the wolf boy and his friends had run away at last.
CLAYTON: Aah, that reminds me of when a friend of mine exiled a lion cub into the forbidden jungles of Africa. You know who else I knew? Hyenas!
CARLA BLACK: No no no, it's like you don't like gorillas at all, and you're a hyena transformed into a man.
CLAYTON: That's it - hyenas! When they go really bad, all you got to do is...binge-watch BBC iPlayer!
CARLA BLACK: Urgh! Clayton, you unoriginal fool, you just stole that line from one of the songs in The Lion King Show!
CLAYTON: Is that like The Yogi Bear Show or just-
CARLA BLACK: NO! The Lion King on Broadway, stupid!
CLAYTON: Oh.
CARLA BLACK: Now that Luke and his friends have run away with the younger self of the writer of the script, I can finally go back to living my life-stuffing my face with cakes and biscuits like Sir Otto in tomorrow's Scream Street episode 'Cry Wolf' - hang on, did I just mention I'm going to begin the week? Smashing news!
CLAYTON: I wish Tarzan aired on Disney Junior again. You know, the channel aired Tarzan once.
CARLA BLACK: Did they indeed?
CLAYTON: Yup.
CARLA BLACK: I know what we plan to do. Tomorrow, with your guidance, I'll turn everyone on Scream Street into robots just like what happened in 2016! *singing* The residents of Scream Street make me sick-
CLAYTON: Shut up! *snags Carla Black by the windpipe* Do not follow in the footsteps of Zira and Scar!
CARLA BLACK: To think I was non-Disney. Let go...
CLAYTON: Sorry, madam.
[Clayton drops Carla]
CARLA BLACK: You turned my face blue.
CLAYTON: Now, about your plans for tomorrow.
CARLA BLACK: That stupid Coronavirus won't stop me from checking out that normal girl's works. Even though she's autistic and on the verge of throwing a big blowoff, I've spent the six months in lockdown while Scream Street was off the air reading her blog, looking at her scripts, passing her letters onto the postman - remembering to wash my dirty hands first - and listening to a Scream Street character's favourite song: Do Da Moves.
CLAYTON: Do Da Moves? I think I know that song too!
CARLA BLACK: Let's dance jungle style, as if we're the ones living in the jungle instead of those freaks and the writer normal they're friends with. Hit it!
I like 'you unoriginal fool'. Fun!
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