Two pieces of bad news in the two days we're in 2026 already - first, the USA is going to kill all the owls in the nation, and then, the entire nation has invaded Venezuela! I can't let this happen to some of my animal friends, or else they'll become extinct!
I mean, Circuit's going to be in a lot of trouble! He's Furaha's boyfriend, and it doesn't matter how many times he got shut down or his circuits got scrambled, he will survive this anyway...but he's a robot, so he's left out of the owl slaughter anyway.
And what about Hedwig and Errol? Harry and Ron are going to be so upset if they see them killed! I mean, Britain is fine with owls because J.K. Rowling used them in her stories, but the USA doesn't approve owls anymore, not even ones from Hogwarts. They think they suck! But we will save Circuit, Errol, Hedwig and all the other owls around the world, I promise.
And as for America invading Venezuela...what next? They'll destroy the Pride Lands! I don't know about you, but this holy land is facing a threat worse than Scar or Zira. It's not the president who is in a lot of trouble, he has ordered Kiara, Jack, Gwen and Kion to attack every single person in the country, and that's not fair! Kiara has already turned her father Simba, her mother Nala and her friends Zazu, Timon and Pumbaa into her AI-generated servants, and from there, things only got worse.
Disney's going to make more live action remakes and sequels and more Star Wars and Marvel films until they run out of ideas and quit their jobs entirely. They're too scared to stand up to the president...but we aren't. We have the power to create original content and outsmart this onslaught of remakes and sequels that only think about viewing profits and not entertainment and laughter.
So, everyone, raise a fist in the air if you want to join the revolution!
Wow, that's a lot of fists.
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