The Luckiest Kid In The World & Birthday Boy reviews

I recently bought The Luckiest Kid In The World and Birthday Boy on Kindle, and oh boy were they exciting reads!

The Luckiest Kid In The World focused on a 10 year old boy called Joe, who becomes named the most average kid in the world. From there, he gets handed all kinds of gifts, including chocolate, tech and toys, and he gets water parks and fast food restaurants all to himself. That may sound cool, but it is also a warning to why you should never trust those who advertise on TV. Because they may steal your money, and we don't want that to happen now, do we?

And as for Birthday Boy, it goes down a treat, just like milk and birthday cake. The story follows Sam, a boy who loves birthday parties and cakes with Adventure Time figurines on it. He loves everything about birthdays: presents, balloons, cake, jelly and party games - oh, and fancy dress! So when he makes a wish upon a star, his life changes and he celebrates his birthday every day. He even takes control of the school with his own mind-made lessons! My favourite part of the book is when the author lists down the best birthdays Sam has ever had, and tells them in full detail.

I've yet to check out The Parent Agency. It's about a boy who is fed up with his lame parents and makes a wish to trade them in for new and exciting ones. I wish my mum were exciting as CH or H...

Thoughts Of Thundera

• Optimus Prime (Armada), Orko and Furaha embarking on a 2011 Thundercats-style-quest across a desert kingdom to find a magical, technological sword wielded only by the strongest hands (which thankfully doesn't belong to He Man).
• Snarf getting caught in a fisherman's net, and Orko and Optimus trying to save him.
• Furaha holding an injured Orko in her arms, crying for him.

• Snarf enjoying KFC and purple Fruit Shoot while reading D-Mag.
• Furaha, Orko and Optimus playing in a heavenly kingdom above the Garden Of Eden, while Adam and Eve's story unfolds down below.
• The Mane 6 from MLP: FiM racing to a new sweet shop that opened up in Ponyville.

Sweets & Art: Nutty's Guide To My New Fav Sweet Shop

Hi there! Hoo-hoo! Nutty here! I would like to tell you of a brand new sweet shop my ol' pal S just visited. Remember the time when I broke my jaw from trying to munch down on a jawbreaker?

Here it is! Oooooh, it's heaven! Lots of chewy sweets and chocolate candies everywhere you go, lots of Peppa Pig and Paw Patrol everywhere, and enough ice cream to freeze the jaw of my good friend Mr Chatterbox! S's support worker H takes her kids there when they're good or doing well at school, and they end up in Heaven once they're in there. So, S ordered a vanilla ice cream, some milk bottles (not actual pints of milk, because in true Happy Tree Friends style, when you bite down into one, your jaw bleeds and the milk turns red, with teeth falling out from your gums) and a waffle on a stick, with choccie smothered all over it!

'Nut' so fast, Nutty boy! I may or may not be one of the Care Bears M carries around these days. S and H had a very artistic journey while on their way to S's new favourite sweet shop. She spotted some goblins on the wall named Baggen, Grabbem, Smack and Poolto, she saw a dog with shades on the back of the van and wanted to paint all the houses not in the style of Balamory, but to tell entirely different stories: stories of my good friends Furaha and Orko. As for L and the other kids in H's house, she has swim practice after school every Tuesday afternoon, and she goes to an after school club sometimes. H, you know, the one who is deaf, loves music, jewellery and drawing. My friend M carries around my good friend Minnie Mouse and wears lots of cool Disney jumpers and hoodies (remember ones featuring Mickey and friends and Stitch?). I'm good friends with Minnie, and when M's back is turned, we come to life and I chat about what she's been up to today.

Now, through all of next week, S is going to-

Oi! What about me? I want to show everyone the time I tried to eat a jawbreaker!

Urgh, fine.

Worth my weight in a tooth, don't you think?