Tuesday, 19 September 2023

Sweets & Art: Nutty's Guide To My New Fav Sweet Shop

Hi there! Hoo-hoo! Nutty here! I would like to tell you of a brand new sweet shop my ol' pal S just visited. Remember the time when I broke my jaw from trying to munch down on a jawbreaker?
Here it is! Oooooh, it's heaven! Lots of chewy sweets and chocolate candies everywhere you go, lots of Peppa Pig and Paw Patrol everywhere, and enough ice cream to freeze the jaw of my good friend Mr Chatterbox! S's support worker H takes her kids there when they're good or doing well at school, and they end up in Heaven once they're in there. So, S ordered a vanilla ice cream, some milk bottles (not actual pints of milk, because in true Happy Tree Friends style, when you bite down into one, your jaw bleeds and the milk turns red, with teeth falling out from your gums) and a waffle on a stick, with choccie smothered all over it!
'Nut' so fast, Nutty boy! I may or may not be one of the Care Bears M carries around these days. S and H had a very artistic journey while on their way to S's new favourite sweet shop. She spotted some goblins on the wall named Baggen, Grabbem, Smack and Poolto, she saw a dog with shades on the back of the van and wanted to paint all the houses not in the style of Balamory, but to tell entirely different stories: stories of my good friends Furaha and Orko. As for L and the other kids in H's house, she has swim practice after school every Tuesday afternoon, and she goes to an after school club sometimes. H, you know, the one who is deaf, loves music, jewellery and drawing. My friend M carries around my good friend Minnie Mouse and wears lots of cool Disney jumpers and hoodies (remember ones featuring Mickey and friends and Stitch?). I'm good friends with Minnie, and when M's back is turned, we come to life and I chat about what she's been up to today.

Now, through all of next week, S is going to-

Oi! What about me? I want to show everyone the time I tried to eat a jawbreaker!

Urgh, fine.
Worth my weight in a tooth, don't you think?

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