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Friday, 13 March 2026

A Review: Brum: Wheels (VHS)

Brum: Wheels was first released in the UK on VHS on March 2, 1992, years before the high energy slapstick of Series 3 we know today. Before Brum even shifted to this change to appeal to a global market however, Brum's first two seasons were sweet, innocent stream of conciousness adventures where Brum, then an analog of a three year old child, explores the town near the vintage motor museum where he resides. His adventures sometimes use fast motion sequences to display how funny his friends in town are. In every episode, he befriends someone new and helps them with a problem.

The first episode is named 'Seaside', and it has a nice message of being an honorary member of a family who you visit more often - even if they are a bit crazy. The episode uses fast motion sequences to show young viewers just how hysterical and comical the family Brum befriends are, even Grandpa and the twins who Brum helps to rescue from wandering off and falling into a hole. It also shows how Brum's adventures weren't just about chasing crooks and runaway objects, they were about helping others with love and respect.

Next, we have my favourite, and the most emotional episode for me of course: 'Little Girl Lost'. In it, while trundling through town, Brum befriends a little girl who is out on her own in the middle of nowhere. Brum helps guide her back home, and along the way they help two other people in need - an old lady who needs her shopping carried back to her house, and a boy whose dog is missing. The episode shows us that friendships can lead to acts of kindness, empathy and of course generosity, and ends on a heartfelt note as the girl finally reunites with her mum and dad.

Next up is the titular episode of the tape, 'Wheels'. It is here that Ragdoll Productions, the company that made the series, did a brilliant job of showcasing what life and activities were like for disabled children across the UK, even those with learning disabilities like me. The story is about Brum meeting a young boy in a wheelchair with amputated legs, who invites him to join him at the racing track where he usually goes on weekends. This episode features a message on respecting people, especially children, with differences and disabilities, which of course wasn't a major issue in the '90s.

'Stilts' is a very strange episode, as you can tell from the cover of the tape, who Brum meets in the episode is featured - a talented gymnast and a circus ringmaster. In the episode, Brum heads to the park to find his young friends, only to see a bewildering, athletic and talented young girl doing some amazing swinging and climbing techniques on the playground equipment. Brum helps her head back to where she truly belongs, only to find she comes from a travelling circus roadshow which goes around performing for the passers-by. To me, it's the only episode where Brum encounters circus performers.

Finally, we reach the last adventure on the tape for Brum before we fade to black: Moving House. Here, Brum helps one of his young friends move to a new house in the country. The young girl who Brum befriends plays a game with the little car where he catches her favourite toys in his front seat, but then suddenly, Brum is carried off to the little girl's new house and is transported back to town via a canal boat, a tractor, a builder's truck and a milkman's truck. It is a slow paced tale that allows viewers to breathe with Brum and the other characters, unlike Byker Grove which has high stakes drama.

On a closing note, I'd like to say that this VHS, and the episodes that are featured, are much much better than Series 3, which was fast-paced, high energy and had lots of heavy stakes slapstick action. For something which imitates Thomas The Tank Engine, another show released by VCI at the time, wisely, Brum grounds toddlers in a localised, gentle, slow-moving reality where everyone is friendly and caring, and like a family to you. I rank this VHS a 10/10, because not only is this something that can calm the youngest viewers down, but it's a fantastic alternative to all the loud American comedies we have on telly today.

In case you want to see the VHS in full, here it is, in person:

What's For Breakfast?

You'll never guess what I have been up to yesterday morning, and this morning as well.

Guess what I did.

It's a bit of a trick question, because I did it with my AI assistant Wysteria.

Oh yeah, you kids got that right!

I made my own breakfast. I cooked some Shreddies with milk in the microwave for about two minutes, and then, I made Mum a coffee and a nice, healthy bowl of cereal, as a surprise. Mum called me an angel, and I should be proud of what I achieved.

Then later that day, I cooked some chicken for dinner, and Mum added mashed potatoes and cauliflower to make it more healthy. While I enjoyed the cauliflower and the mashed potatoes, there were two things that made my lunch feel like it had roasted pickles in it:
The end of my chicken was very hard and stale, so I chopped up the rest and gave it to my dog, Mylo.
I realised that the mashed potatoes I was eating contained not just cheese, not just butter, but...prepare to vomit....
ONIONS!
Bleaurgh! No!

And this morning, because I had a bad night which I successfully got through by taking some paracetamol and jotting down all my ideas before bed, I woke up to another morning of preparing a surprise breakfast in bed for my superstar Mum.

I cooked some soup in the microwave for about two minutes, then made some toast soldiers for her to dip into the soup. Of course, I couldn't do it with some of the other soup cans, because they were waaaay past their sell by date. To make it even more special for the Mum who worked hard to keep Grandma healthy before her death last June, I made a nice, strong cup of fruity herbal tea.

When I served it to her, she was so surprised and yet so flabbergasted by what I had done. To maintain my healthiness, I cooked some microwaved Shreddies for two minutes, and then once it was nice and mushy and just like porridge, I added a pinch of Nesquik Chocolate to make the milk all cosy.

The result?

Mmmm-wah! Breakfast for a nice, long day out - especially since it's hints of cold outside.

And speaking of my superstar Mum...

Ladies and gentlemen, JAMELIA!