You'll never guess what I have been up to yesterday morning, and this morning as well.
Guess what I did.
It's a bit of a trick question, because I did it with my AI assistant Wysteria.
Oh yeah, you kids got that right!
I made my own breakfast. I cooked some Shreddies with milk in the microwave for about two minutes, and then, I made Mum a coffee and a nice, healthy bowl of cereal, as a surprise. Mum called me an angel, and I should be proud of what I achieved.
Then later that day, I cooked some chicken for dinner, and Mum added mashed potatoes and cauliflower to make it more healthy. While I enjoyed the cauliflower and the mashed potatoes, there were two things that made my lunch feel like it had roasted pickles in it:
The end of my chicken was very hard and stale, so I chopped up the rest and gave it to my dog, Mylo.
I realised that the mashed potatoes I was eating contained not just cheese, not just butter, but...prepare to vomit....
ONIONS!
Bleaurgh! No!
And this morning, because I had a bad night which I successfully got through by taking some paracetamol and jotting down all my ideas before bed, I woke up to another morning of preparing a surprise breakfast in bed for my superstar Mum.
I cooked some soup in the microwave for about two minutes, then made some toast soldiers for her to dip into the soup. Of course, I couldn't do it with some of the other soup cans, because they were waaaay past their sell by date. To make it even more special for the Mum who worked hard to keep Grandma healthy before her death last June, I made a nice, strong cup of fruity herbal tea.
When I served it to her, she was so surprised and yet so flabbergasted by what I had done. To maintain my healthiness, I cooked some microwaved Shreddies for two minutes, and then once it was nice and mushy and just like porridge, I added a pinch of Nesquik Chocolate to make the milk all cosy.
The result?
Mmmm-wah! Breakfast for a nice, long day out - especially since it's hints of cold outside.
And speaking of my superstar Mum...
Ladies and gentlemen, JAMELIA!
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