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Showing posts with label Humbah. Show all posts

Thursday, 26 February 2026

10 Things You Can Do To Find The Useful In The Forgotten

1.Sort through your old notebooks
2.Make a graph of what can be a story and what can't
3.Make two jars - one for useful ideas, and one for ones that don't prove useful
4.Make a notebook that lists down useful ideas
5.Use a duo of tubs to throw yellow balls in for which ideas are useful, and blue balls in for which ideas prove no use
6.Have a different noise for which ideas are useful or not (e.g. a sparkle for 'useful' and a game show 'Wrong' buzzer for 'not useful')
7.Make a big, huge idea jar for all the ideas you find useful
8.Make two biscuit barrels - one for useful ideas, one for ideas that won't be of use
9.Do a variant of musical statues where, whenever the music stops, you point to an idea and yell out whether it's useful or not
10.Choose two ideas a day - one useful, one not

Tuesday, 17 February 2026

A Dizzy Post-Nap Poem, By Humbah & Jumbah

When you wake up from a nap
You feel totally washed out
It's like that Taz devil has entered your brain
And then from your ear he jumped out!

Monday, 16 February 2026

The Boobahs On: Consumerism On Kids' TV

HUMBAH: Consumerism. Tell me about it. It just isn't fair that Nick Jr would want to convert from innocent listening and observation skill-encouraging, colourful, gentle shows all the way through to programmes with no learning curve and just advertising.
JUMBAH: Mmmm, yeah, Bro, I don't like how it turned out today.
HUMBAH: Me neither.
JUMBAH: It's just the way kids view TV these days. They look at a show that's just like Paw Patrol, right, and then they see the CGI models are just like toys, so they beg and plead and plead and beg for their parents to get them the toys. And guess what that results in?
HUMBAH: A screaming fit. A horrible, screaming tantrum. And we Boobahs never throw fits - we are just preschool kids with huge eyes and rainbow coloured gumdrop coats, but guess what? We're fitness instructors. No hard stuff, no "MOVE IT"s or whatever, just silent fitness instructors moving and letting kids imitate what we do on a TV screen.
JUMBAH: Awesome. But with more CGI on our screens, on Nick Jr or on Disney Junior, kids are going to become money hungry tycoons. We need to do something!
HUMBAH: Yeah. We must convince those grown ups that there's more to preschool TV than consumerism. It's about listening, observing and imitating. Am I right, guys?
JINGBAH: You got that right, Big Bro.
ZING ZING ZINGBAH: Me too! Hooray!
ZUMBAH: Leave me out. See you later.
HUMBAH: Well, at least we can all pitch in...
ZUMBAH: Not me.

Thursday, 22 January 2026

@boobahcadabra - Rainbow Blood

i....i just can't. i've stabbed myself in the foot with a knife while I was planning revenge against ITV for banning GMTV Kids and CITV, and instead of red blood, we bleed out rainbow juice. did I mention we also vomit rainbows?
-Humbah