We Interrupt This Programme For An Urgent News Flash!

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Diana Jones, reporting to you live on the ongoing phenomenon that many are calling a digital detox. Yes, just a few weeks ago, the creator of this blog has been doing all the housework, cooking, cleaning and even the breakfast all by herself.

"This force, dubbed, a Digital Detox and inspired by the very first Angelina Ballerina book, has appeared last Saturday as the blog owner did all the hoovering by herself, cracked how to use the air fryer and helped Mum when she forgot her coffee.

"The current known first appearance of her angelic behaviour was reported to have been from her support worker teaching her about how to do a balance between tech and real life and has since affected her life beautifully.

"Yes, many have tuned into this blog since the initial incident only to see no posts added in the last few weeks, because our blog curator was busy doing other things, including remarkable cooking for lunch and dinner.

"When asked about these strange occurrences, major autism charities all over the world have repeatedly told us that too much screen time can make autistic people overstimulated and anxious and are claiming to be relentlessly encouraging other autistic people like you to turn off all their phones and computers as well - except Mum of course, because we know how she feels about Nana.

"One of their reported attempts at understanding what is happening, and attempting to return to a sense of normalcy, was watching how she cooks, cleans, makes her own decisions and gets subsequent new interests. The results concluded that our blog creator is now into lots of different things besides writing. Give her a big hand, please, in the comments!

"Still so much is known about this detox. The only concrete information we have been given is that any chore or place she agrees to go to because of her detox while other people use their phones a lot, to the point where they become overstimulated and anxious.

"Are supernatural forces truly at work? Or are we witnessing the most elaborate publicity stunt in the history of detoxing? We'll keep you updated in real time as we find out."

Table Time Is Thinking Time

Now that I'm eating at the table, I'm using breakfast as an opportunity to think about what I want to do today, or with my support workers. While I was eating my Cornflakes, like Kipper always does while giving some of his flakes to Roly Poly the little orange hamster, who is sitting on his orange fluffy head, here's something I thought of while I was eating...

Ah! Placemats! There are all sorts of placemats available on Amazon and everywhere online at the moment - My Little Pony, Scooby Doo, Transformers, Batman & Superman, you name it, it's on there. And don't forget about all the placemats you can colour and make - I'm going to do this with my support worker who always takes me out for McDonald's - it'll be much better than going out and listening to her noisy radio. And, I'll also do it with another one of my support workers to make up for the loss of George the dog and to make up for not going to her house to bake cakes - especially since her kids are at home.

So, the activities I'm going to do with my support workers during our playdates include: baking, painting and crafting placemats. Or, I could buy some from Amazon, like that cute one with Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy high above what you're reading right now.

I wish Friendship Is Magic was cute and adorable instead of having adorkable teen humor and scary moments that horribly stand out from the cuter, simpler, slower paced traditionally animated MLP films of the past...

When I Have A Nourishing Breakfast

Like Bread, Like Butter

Today I went to my support worker's house for a nice, nutritious breakfast of sausage rolls and bacon rolls and to meet her hyperactive dog, Stan, who nearly scratched me to death! We talked about the Mood Bears colouring and activity books, and I helped my support worker make some bread with....100 KNEEDS?! WOW!

What recipe that involves grains do you like to make?

A perfect day: a hearty breakfast, shopping for clothes in the department store, games in the playground and comforting cuddles to wind down to.

Sunday Morning

What You Need For A Sunday Morning

A Good Breakfast

Furaha and Orko invite their friends Scooby Doo, Minty, Timon, Pumbaa and Mushu over for breakfast to try their mum's excellent cooking.

JACKIE LEGS: Hey mate! I made you breakfast! ME: Oh boy! Is it meat, eggs and noodles? JACKIE LEGS: Of course! It's my signature dish.

Kellogg's Pop Tarts - Cinnamon Rolls Are Easy (2005, USA)

The Cereal Box Prize

One fine morning in Summer, Furaha and Orko were at home enjoying breakfast. Orko was enjoying buttered toast with white bread, while Furaha was pouring her cereal. Suddenly, out of the box came something small and blue. “Oh look!” she cried. It was a small blue stegosaurus. “It’s that small blue stegosaurus you’ve always wanted to add to your Tiny Dinos collection, Furaha,” said Orko. “I knew I’d get another of those Tiny Dinos. I seem to have another one of those Tiny Dinos somewhere. I wonder where I put it?” “In the toybox?” asked Orko, taking another shadowed mouthful of toast. Furaha jumped into the toy chest and sorted through her toys. Bricks, boats and planes flew in all directions. “Nah, not here,” said Furaha. “The bed?” Furaha ran upstairs to look in her bed, but all she found was her teddy. “No, only Teddy's sleeping there. Dinosaurs don’t sleep in beds, you know. They sleep in leafy nests.” Orko began to leave the table and sort through all the colourful coffee mugs that Kiburi and Ua had left to dry near the sink.