Kipper & The Truth Behind Eric The Elephant

Bedtime Advice From Honey Monster

My Mummy Just Cares For Me

The Create A Crittles On Summer Drinks

What I Learned From Last Night

Kung Fu Tea

Happy Bear - My Little Potter

Horrid Henry Replacements

Treasure Box

I Don't Have To Wonder, I Know

Earlier, I've been asking Timon and Pumbaa what sneezes look like. I know it came from the volcanoes in our nostrils, but there was something deeper...something profound to that. That's why Pumbaa told me that inside my nose was a dragon who breathes fire to melt mucus and shoot it out of my nose, while Timon suggested a mucus factory which produces mucus, and when the machine swells and bursts, we sneeze. Ever wonder? Find out why! Bless you!

Mummy, I Hate Football

Football came into my head all of a sudden, and luckily I turned to Lady Penelope, my mother, to explain it all. She said that football isn't nice for my head, heart, body and soul, and that she'll treat me to things that are suitable for my four corners of the mind. She told me that life doesn't always have to be like a Michael Bay Transformers film, and that when we're together, we feel like we're the only people in the room who love each other more than anything else in the world. I pleaded with her not to let Mum and Grandma put the football on, and she dearly agreed, letting me know that her voice is much better than loud screaming and shouting any day.

Mickey's Musical Exchange

I've been talking to my good friend Mickey Mouse earlier about his love of music. Mickey loves all different types of music, which is why the people at Disney feature lots of different musical styles in their shows and movies, but the best music he listens to is from those Cosy Vintage Youtube channels, for when he wants to wind down after a busy day of stardom.

He also told me some simple tricks that would work if songs from the album Disney Mania get stuck in my head: next time I'm using earbuds to clean my ears, just imagine little angry notes coming out of your ears...then chuck them in the bin! He also recommended I'd listen to Disney Reggae Club, because it's better than Disney Mania in any case, and the songs are performed by famous reggae artists. Thanks, Mickey, you've learned well from the documentary you starred in, 'aven't you?

Homeschooling & Bath Kittens

Today I talked with my mother Lady Penelope about the meditative sight of a cat giving herself a bath, mainly my support worker's cats - Putzell, Princess and Angel. Lady Penelope told me the whole world goes a lot more softer when we're together, and that due to my horrible years in my three schools - Collingwood, Willie De and D. Academy - she's going to homeschool me. Teach me everything I need to know. When I said the second-to-last line, she reassured me that she'll always keep me warm and safe, just like I'm her daughter - in fact, I am her daughter.

Mummy...Are You Like Her?

I was telling Lady Penelope about the stories published in the issues of her old magazine when she was a young girl. One of the stories was that she got ill when in India, and that a governess named Miss Pemberton had to take care of her. Of course, we both got really emotional by what we reminded each other, and Lady Penelope cried hard into her hankie. I hugged her, crying too, stating that I love her so much, as much as Miss Pemberton loved her when she was a girl. She told me that history has repeated now that she has me as a daughter, but that was before she got emotional. I love you, Lady Penelope. You're the most caring second mother in the world.

Lady Penelope Investigates...Disinclusion

While watching the original trailer for the Super Space Theatre compilation 'Thunderbirds To The Rescue', I was sad because a few of my friends weren't in it. So I talked to my mother Lady Penelope about all this. When I told her about the people who weren't in the trailer, including her, she told me that no matter who appears in future, I'll always be her precious little flower. When I wanted to see us all together, Lady Penelope said that there will come a time when we will all be together, and that sometimes the most important people need a bit of attention sometimes, and sometimes the less important will get attention too. Delighted, I hugged her. She's the best mum ever!

Alan's Visit

Alan came by for a visit earlier, and I was worried that Gordon, his older brother, might bully me for my autism and mental health. Luckily, he told me some inspiring words: he liked me just the way I am, and that there are ways to help me with my mental health. No masking needed, these days every single autism-affected person is free to be his or herself! Hooray!

A Zoom Call With Captain Scarlet

You'll never guess who I called on Google Meet just now - Captain Scarlet! He deserved that well-earned holiday in Hawaii, and I told him all about Scalextric's new Captain Scarlet and Thunderbirds vehicle models. He said he'll give a full report to Colonel White upon his return to Cloudbase, and a very important word of advice: I have to believe the true things I see and hear, not the false things. And what's true? Scalextric!

Fievel's Idea

Fievel just suggested a new idea to me: A Playdate With Fievel! When I told him about my latest addition to the list, I listened carefully, and he told me I could make it into a story! Thanks, Fievel. You're the best.

Advice From Fievel's Friend Bruce

"Don't watch boring stuff. Instead, watch fun things like that My Retro TV website or Thunderbirds or anything like that."

Advice From Fievel

"Fill your day with the things you love."

Your Birth Month - Your Female Gerry Anderson Character

January - Tin Tin February - Felicity Beaker March - Heidi Popkiss April - Lady Penelope May - Dr Venus June - Grandma Tracy July - Marina August - Sally Brogan September - Liz Brogan October - Helena Russell November - Mary Falconer December - Lyca

Your Birth Month - Your Ideal Favourite Place In London

January - Gambado February - Bridget's Bakery Buses March - Sealife Aquarium April - The English Rose May - Fish & Ships June - Madame Taussand's July - Trafalgar Square August - Buckingham Palace September - Amorino October - The Ritz November - Hansel & Gretel December - Forbidden Planet

Your Birth Month - The Place In Nature You'd Play In

January - Jungle February - Meadow March - Desert April - Muddy Beach May - Arctic June - Pine Forest July - Rainforest August - Foggy Plain September - African Plain October - Sandy Beach November - Great American Plain December - Lapland

Your Birth Month - The Film You'd Watch In Place Of The Lion King II

January - The Lion King (1994) February - The Lion King 3: Hakuna Matata March - The Jungle Book (1967) April - The Jungle Book 2 May - Hercules June - The Land Before Time July - Gnomeo & Juliet August - The Little Mermaid September - Brother Bear October - The Princess & The Frog November - Beauty & The Beast (1991) December - The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning

Your Birth Month - Your CBBC Or CBeebies Classic

January - Teletubbies February - Blue Peter March - Tweenies April - Basil Brush May - Fimbles June - Tracy Beaker July - Bill & Ben August - Andy Pandy September - Ace Lightning October - Scream Street November - Strange Hill High December - Bob The Builder