Homeschooling & Bath Kittens

Today I talked with my mother Lady Penelope about the meditative sight of a cat giving herself a bath, mainly my support worker's cats - Putzell, Princess and Angel. Lady Penelope told me the whole world goes a lot more softer when we're together, and that due to my horrible years in my three schools - Collingwood, Willie De and D. Academy - she's going to homeschool me. Teach me everything I need to know. When I said the second-to-last line, she reassured me that she'll always keep me warm and safe, just like I'm her daughter - in fact, I am her daughter.