In 2005, the Smurfs were bombed in a shocking advert campaign by UNiCEF. I want my characters to star in a series of videos by UNiCEF, but I don't want them to show them getting bombed. Imagine if they did the same thing with Winnie The Pooh, or the Gummi Bears, or Strawberry Shortcake, or if Dragon Tales tackled landmines. Shocking stuff. Find out more here:
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Tuesday, 20 July 2021
One Line A Day - 2021 - 20.7.21
Bluey is a superhero! Wearing underpants on her head! I know she stinks like a monkey's butt, but I think Dad's armpits and feet do!
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Journal - 20.7.21
"My name is Bluey and I stink like a monkey's butt!"
No, Bluey doesn't stink like a monkey's butt, although you did develop a distaste for stinky nappies in 'Baby Race'. Bad smells are PUTRID!
I did a bedtime story that's much better than the Bedtime Stories shown on CBeebies - Goodnight, I.B.F.Fs. It is a typical bedtime rhyming story, much like Goodnight Moon or The Going To Bed Book, except it features my six year old self and characters from Scream Street and Bluey. All my stories are suited for bedtime, so...no offense.
10 Things I'll Do Once I'll Go Back To Brora
10.Tell Trish About Scream Street & Bluey
9.Make Up Stories
8.Enjoy Hot Chocolate
7.Write A Scream Street Episode & A Bluey Episode & Send It To Ludo & Factory
6.Contact Various Companies & Charities
5.Achieve My Publishing Dreams
4.Write To Companies To See If They Can Illustrate My Stories
3.Create A Music Video For UNiCEF
2.Plan My Future
1.Find An Agent.
Night At The Mall
The mall is a concrete jungle of noise, lights and smell, and that's where our newest CBBC friends Team Smorcle come in. The boys spend a night at the mall waiting for the video game store to open so they could get the latest game, and it's not funny. A night-long chase reveals that Sol's dad may or may not be a womanizer...or is he?
Goodnight, I.B.F.Fs
In this soothing story made especially for bedtime, Luke, Resus, Cleo and I say goodnight to our friends before we go to sleep. This story is perfect for reading with youngsters before bed - a perfect substitute for CBeebies Bedtime Stories!
Mad For Mariachi
Hola, ninos - whoops, I mean ninjas! A little girl and her abuela get help from the ninjas to get a mariachi band to get enough customers to their cafe, but the blue ninja, being an out-there person as always, wants to try and practise his trombone. It is there that our ninjas learn a little something about seeking attention through their delivery all the way to Mexico.
Copycat
Who in the Heeler household stinks like a monkey's butt?
No one?
Okay, then who has the smelliest feet or armpits in the house?
Dad! He and Bluey love to imitate each other walking across the neighbourhood, even once again embarrassing Judo's mum Wendy with a little world-record bum smacking. But here comes the grizzly bit: watch what happens when they find a dead budgie on the pavement...
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