"Personally, everyone in the swamp felt like family to me - before this whole classic Muppet Movie incident started. My dad was my family, my mum, my brothers, my sisters, my cousins, even Lord Pondweed, the wisest frog in the swamp, all a family to me, and they all have the pride to play and have fun whenever they want. But what's the point? We don't like Disney anymore, not since they lost ideas and went to AI. Playing and having fun is what we're born to do, it makes us puppet frogs happy.
Erm....yay?
Oh. Yeah. No work today, that's the personal swamp motto!
Now I know it looks disgusting, but the way I see it, it's life before you hit the red carpet. If just one human can have the safer delusion that they're learning with Bear or The Hoobs, or blasting off into space with the Brats Of The Lost Nebula on Kids' WB, there's a-"
"Hey, Kermie! Kermie, what's with the interviewer, Slimeface?"
"She just follows me around, making a behind the scenes look at my Swamp Years or something..."
"Oooooooh!"
"Can I have a part?"
"Me too!/Sign me a waver!/We want a part in your movie, Kermit!"
"Tell me about it. You can't trust my bros. They call me useless before I became an actor with slime on my back. Alright, here we go. No no no no no, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh SH*****************!!!"
The creators of this satirical documentary would like to stress that they in no way wish to cause offence to any real life dead lab-tested frogs.
