Thursday, 16 April 2026
Things I Learned From Phillip
Well, kids, my first self therapy session with this fine, ugly-looking horse named Phillip worked up a treat, didn't it? Well, I learnt a few things from him about how to cope with life, thanks to him and his magic green notebook - and his magic chair of course. Here are ten things I've learnt:
1.Set different times of the day for different things. So, the fine young mare told me that mornings are reserved for stories, post-naps are reserved for daydream journalling and evenings are reserved for packing things away and chilling out. Every part of the day has purpose and meaning, as explained in both Power Rangers Time Force and Brother Bear.
2.Check and see. When I go to Fox & Friends, there may be a chance that they may have their telly on, or there may be a kids' session on. So, always check with your support worker to see - if the telly's on, or any kids are leggin' it screaming around the room, then it's a definite out.
3.Write a wish list for T T Retro. Oh my god, you should visit T T Retro, there are so many things to buy, to see, to discover, to do - unless you're Chris and Pui and you're visiting a local nursery. So, a wish list would work wonders - and if that doesn't work, try labelling the pouches!
4.Write a special T T Retro diary. If you have so many things on your wish list, don't fret. You can keep a special diary entry in the voice of the characters you want to get. But only choose one, though, too much will mist up yer 'ead! Speaking of which...
5.Get some fresh air. Luckily, going out for a night walk can work wonders on a misty brain, and also going for walks on the beach or in the forest with a support worker can really work wonders if you've run out of ideas.
6.There'll be enough food to go around. With Britain running out of meat and pork-based food, we're all going vegan at the moment. With everyone about to eat like cavemen in six weeks time, there's no need to fret, because you can always ask your support worker to get you some vegan sausage rolls, some chicken bites or some Pot Noodle. You'll thank your tummy later.
7....hang on, what is Number 7?
That's it?!
Anyway, I have but this deformation of an animated horse to thank for helping me see the light. Bena.
"BENA!"
"What? You are all worshipping baked beans! Come on, we're going to Dunkin' Donuts."
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