Wednesday, 25 October 2023

Watch With Mo-I Mean, Bluey

A guide to every episode of Bluey...ever? No problem! Well, there is a problem: there might be an alternate ending for 'Whale Watching' where baby Bluey drinks milk from a bottle, and then calls out quietly, "Mama...?" because of Chilli breastfeeding her. Anyhow, I hope you enjoy looking at your favourite episodes of Bluey!

Vortex: A Me, You, And...Legend

  • Vortex - a boundaryless, natural place for lion cubs without parents. Consists of mountains, deserts, beaches, jungles, forests, grasslands and lots of space to run around.

  • When parents die, a portal appears before the cub whose carers have been deceased.

  • They enter it into Vortex.

  • Furaha, Orko and Optimus Prime (Armada) live in Vortex.

  • They may be friends, but inside, they are family.

  • Furaha’s mother was killed by her abusive father, who kicked her out of the family.

  • She found a portal which lead to Vortex, but her memory was wiped clean as a result.

  • Orko was abused by Man-At-Arms and other members of Eternia, but a portal opened up before him and he entered through to Vortex.

  • Optimus Prime was exiled from Cybertron by Megatron and his own men, so he entered into Vortex too.

  • The three friends love playing together every day.

  • Furaha and Orko play together under Optimus’ watchful eye.

  • They climb trees.

  • They swim in the lake.

  • They shelter from the rain.

  • They lie down and watch the clouds in the sky.

  • They snuggle into the long grass and relax together.

  • They always have each other.

  • One day, Furaha and Orko are swinging on tree branches.

  • Orko bets Furaha can climb higher than him.

  • Furaha playfully accepts that bet.

  • The two climb for all they’re worth, with Furaha getting more stealth in climbing than Orko.

  • She knocks Orko out of the tree when she almost reaches the top, and is shocked to see Orko hurt.

  • Orko starts to have painful memories of He Man throwing him off a cliff and him almost dying because he was of no use to Eternians.

  • Furaha and Optimus run to their friend.

  • Orko begins crying and explaining it all.

  • Furaha comforts Orko and reassures him that his memory might be wiped clean the moment he stepped through the portal.

  • Orko doesn’t want to tell all.

  • Optimus takes Furaha and Orko to a grand tree in the middle of the forest nearby.

  • He explains that deep within the branches, there’s a sign that he will soon forget about his horrid memories with He Man and feel for himself.

  • Some dried up gourds hang off this beautiful, leafy green tree.

  • Optimus picks one gourd and cracks it, revealing blue, sticky liquid.

  • He paints himself on the bark of the tree.

  • Furaha paints herself, and Orko paints himself.

  • Optimus draws lines connecting him and his friends, and explains that they are connected in a bloodless family tree.

  • Furaha and Orko have yet to understand the phrase ‘not linked by blood’.

  • Furaha and Orko play around the tree while Optimus watches.

  • They climb up the trunk and swing from the branches together.

  • They eat apples produced from Orko’s sleeve.

  • They hide around the tree and try to find each other.

  • As Optimus rests near the tree, Furaha and Orko sneak up behind their friend and leap onto him, causing him to laugh and chase them around the tree.

  • The next day, Orko lies in the middle of the grasslands, watching an eagle fly overhead.

  • A bad memory almost comes to him, and he tries to shake it off.

  • Orko peers through the grass while lying on his tummy and sees a pride of lion cubs playing and pouncing nearby.

  • Orko is charmed, but is unaware that Furaha is prowling behind him, practising her hunting skills.

  • Furaha leaps!

  • She pounces onto Orko!

  • The two laugh, and at once Orko is cured of his bad memories.

  • Furaha tickles Orko.

  • Orko tickles her back.

  • Furaha and Orko run into a meadow of fresh green grass and play together, as the wind blows and shadows of the clouds move over the grass.

  • Optimus watches over them.

  • Furaha calls for him to join them.

  • Optimus nearly thinks back to being exiled by his own men.

  • Furaha reassures Optimus that he doesn’t have to think about it anymore, and she knows what he wants from his little friends.

  • Optimus thinks for a moment, then grabs Furaha in his arms and hugs her.

  • Orko cheers Optimus.

  • Optimus runs to join Furaha and Orko in their game.

  • They roll down steep hills.

  • The hills are so steep in fact that Optimus has to carry Furaha on his shoulders must her little legs hurt. Orko can float.

  • The friends enjoy rolling down hills so much!

  • Furaha and Orko run with the shadows of the clouds, but Optimus grabs them and they land on the grass, laughing.

  • That night, Furaha, Orko and Optimus lie head to head on the grass and look up at the beautiful night sky.