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Showing posts with label Cats. Show all posts

Saturday, 5 July 2025

Love Your Pets

Emily Elizabeth's pet dog Clifford is the best pet any girl can have. He's big, he's red, he's loyal, he's fun! To spread kindness in your family, you may have the chance to look after your pets more. Whatever it may be, be it a fish, a rabbit, a cat, a tortoise, a guinea pig, a hamster or a dog just like Clifford (if your's were big and red they wouldn't fit in through the door!), taking care of your pets is the best way to spread kindness. Know how to feed them, look after them, clean up their messes *vomit noise* and love them!

Friday, 20 December 2024

Purple Ronnie Goes To My Support Worker's House

I decided to go and see my friend and her support worker.

I stayed with my friend in the car.

Her support worker got her food from the supermarket.

My friend listened to her favourite song all the way.

We approached the house in the countryside.

The countryside stinks of cow farts!

Just kidding.

It actually smells clean and fresh.

We encountered Putzell when we arrived.

She was whining to go out.

My friend's support worker said "No."

But she bounced her up and down.

Then she gave my friend a special treat.

No, it wasn't Vimto.

It was....

Chocolate Snowballs!

They're just like Mini Eggs, but white and round.

We watched Pingu, Meena and lots of other things.

Who else did she watch?
That's right! It's me! Purple Ronnie!

Her support worker had spring rolls for breakfast.

It's a traditional Chinese treat.

There were a few ads here and there.

We looked away just in time.

Ads these days are made with just AI, don't you think?

They're also too NOISY AND LOUD!

My friends likes quiet, fun animated ads like mine.

Or ones from the past.

Poor Angel got her claw caught in the tinsel.

She almost knocked it right over.

She feels right at home on the boiler.

We had to be quiet because of Princess.

She has high anxiety.

We had to be quiet when she's eating.

She scratched herself a few times.

She didn't meow.

But Putzell did!

She was begging to go out.

But the support worker said she can't.

It's due to an incoming storm.

At least the Sausages are safe.

And so is Hazel.

Thank god my friend pointed out Whiskas Milk.

She didn't watch any ads for it, thank God again.

What will she do next time?

Wait and see!

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!

Vimto:
The fruitiest word I know.