Previously: what was in the previous episode again? I don't know...
Anyway, the first question is, would you rather be a superhero no one knows or a supervillain everyone knows? I'd go for superhero because my identity would remain a mystery to those wondering. I'd go about saving the day and the world from problems and do things for charity, plus I'd look through the window at Factory when I have the power to fly to see them working on Scream Street. Beat that, PJ Masks!
URGH! God no, I'm not answering the second question, not for the world. Not. For. The. World! Having slugs for eyebrows and worms for hair is quite disgusting. If you tell that to Timon and Pumbaa, they'd probably eat wormy hair anyway. They're quite good at eating bugs, you saw that scene during the Hakuna Matata sequence during The Lion King? Quite appetising, especially that praying mantis. I wonder if meerkats are allergic to praying mantises? I know a great substitute for worms: spaghetti. And slugs? Eyeliner.
After this, we are treated to watching two clips from All Over The Place Asia and Blue Peter. The All Over The Place clip shows Chef Renee try out pig's brains in front of Naomi Wilkinson and an Asian chef - don't you miss All Over The Place? - and the Blue Peter clip is from their 2019 Halloween special and shows Max and Harvey pranking Richie in a haunted house, long before Mwaksy and Adam joined the show last year. This 2019 Blue Peter Halloween special was from the Halloween before the momentous Halloween Scream Street returned to our screens. Y'know, the day they aired Danger Mouse: Dark Side Of The Mouse, Secret Life Of Boys: Ethan Vs. The Posers, Monsters Vs Aliens, Dumping Ground: The Phantom Of Ashdene Ridge, Hank Zipzer: Haunted Hank, Strange Hill High: Curse Of The Wereteacher (I miss Strange Hill High, don't you?), Horrible Histories' 'Scary Special', Millie Inbetween: Trick Or Treat, Shrek: The Pig Who Cried Werewolf (look on my previous blog post for more information), Creeped Out: Tilly Bone and the worst thing to come out of CBBC since Diddy TV, which they gladly got rid of earlier this year, Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese.
The final question is, would you rather eat pig's brains or spend the night alone in a haunted house? Easy - spend the night in a haunted house, you stupid dog! But I won't be alone, because there'll be monsters all around, not big hairy spiders, but just monsters of the Scream Street kind. I whistle for them all to come out, we'd refurbish the place a little bit with disco lights, party decorations and delicious food like punch and hot dogs and then we'd party the night away to '80s disco music! I hope Darren and Max and Harvey aren't pranking me...
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