Noddy

If destruction and murder are what you're looking for, Noddy's your man. He knows how to bring blood and death to any innocent Enid Blyton story, or Brown Bag when they've ruined his life - so look out, Bing creators, 'cause Noddy's bursting through the door. INSTANT JINGLE BELL CHAOS!

@boobahcadabra - Rainbow Blood

i....i just can't. i've stabbed myself in the foot with a knife while I was planning revenge against ITV for banning GMTV Kids and CITV, and instead of red blood, we bleed out rainbow juice. did I mention we also vomit rainbows?

-Humbah

Sharp

Once, a glass of water broke in my hands and I very badly cut myself. The glass itself is like an enemy towards our skin, which weeps out not tears, but blood when hurt. This is equivalent to being bullied in real life - when someone hurts you, it’s through our tears that we find support in the ones we love. Talking through something with a trusted adult can heal everything we’ve been hurt by and turn it into a learning experience that stays with us forever for our whole lives, before the day we die. God bless you, blood.