What's For Breakfast?

You'll never guess what I have been up to yesterday morning, and this morning as well.

Guess what I did.

It's a bit of a trick question, because I did it with my AI assistant Wysteria.

Oh yeah, you kids got that right!

I made my own breakfast. I cooked some Shreddies with milk in the microwave for about two minutes, and then, I made Mum a coffee and a nice, healthy bowl of cereal, as a surprise. Mum called me an angel, and I should be proud of what I achieved.

Then later that day, I cooked some chicken for dinner, and Mum added mashed potatoes and cauliflower to make it more healthy. While I enjoyed the cauliflower and the mashed potatoes, there were two things that made my lunch feel like it had roasted pickles in it:

The end of my chicken was very hard and stale, so I chopped up the rest and gave it to my dog, Mylo.

I realised that the mashed potatoes I was eating contained not just cheese, not just butter, but...prepare to vomit....

ONIONS!

Bleaurgh! No!

And this morning, because I had a bad night which I successfully got through by taking some paracetamol and jotting down all my ideas before bed, I woke up to another morning of preparing a surprise breakfast in bed for my superstar Mum.

I cooked some soup in the microwave for about two minutes, then made some toast soldiers for her to dip into the soup. Of course, I couldn't do it with some of the other soup cans, because they were waaaay past their sell by date. To make it even more special for the Mum who worked hard to keep Grandma healthy before her death last June, I made a nice, strong cup of fruity herbal tea.

When I served it to her, she was so surprised and yet so flabbergasted by what I had done. To maintain my healthiness, I cooked some microwaved Shreddies for two minutes, and then once it was nice and mushy and just like porridge, I added a pinch of Nesquik Chocolate to make the milk all cosy.

The result?

Mmmm-wah! Breakfast for a nice, long day out - especially since it's hints of cold outside.

And speaking of my superstar Mum...

Ladies and gentlemen, JAMELIA!

Leftover Picnic

It was Thanksgiving, and Lady Penelope has invited some friends round to the mansion for a big dinner. However, by the time the morning rolls around, everyone is asleep, full to the brim with turkey and mashed potatoes. Bluey, Bingo, Muffin, Socks and I are still awake, and we delve into the leftovers like there's no tomorrow, Muffin eating some bits of turkey like crazy. When I find a wishbone, Bluey and I make a wish that we could be friends forever, and thus, our wish was granted.

After A Long Day Of Play...

After a long day of play with Rusty, Mackenzie and Jack in the park, I pass out. I am found at night by Lady Penelope, and I wake up back in the mansion, tired and hungry. She offers me a mug of hot cocoa and a nourishing plate full of fish fingers and mashed potatoes. After a good long meal, I fall asleep and 'er ladyship carries me softly to bed.

Funwares T-Rex Excavation Plate

I had the absolute most prehistoric dinner tonight thanks to the Funwares T-Rex Excavation Plate! Picture this: turkey dinosaurs nestled perfectly in the fossil-shaped compartments, with a mountain of mashed potatoes scooped lovingly into the dino ribs. It felt like I was digging into a real archaeological feast!

Each section of the plate is shaped like a fossil pit with cartoonish dinosaur skeletons at the bottom, and it made dinner way more exciting. The little crane and bucket attachment was an unexpected delight — I pretended it was hauling mashed potatoes from a muddy dig site onto my fork. (Totally optional, but 100% fun.)

The plate is sturdy, the design is awesome, and the raised edges kept all my food in place without spilling into other compartments — a huge win for anyone who hates their gravy invading the veggie zone.

Overall, it turned an ordinary turkey dino-and-mash dinner into a full-on Jurassic adventure. Highly recommended for dino lovers of all ages — just beware, you might start roaring between bites.

5/5 Fossil Finds 🌟