Small Scenes - Apologising To John Because Of The EDF Energy Ad That Starred Him

“It was all very horrible. I would’ve known that day would’ve come if it weren’t for those EDF Energy patrons digging through the vaults and coming across one of the scenes where I starred. It wasn’t just the Thunderbirds that were featured in these commercials, oh no, loads of other characters were featured. With or without permission, they were used. The Wombles, Wall-E, Doctor Who and the Daleks, Bugs Bunny, Pingu, The Brave Little Toaster, Space 1999, The Saint….these adverts were a mockery to nostalgia. And you and Alan are the only people on Earth who can understand me. I’m just a puppet! And you, you’re a human being! I’ve never known human contact for all the years I spent in Thunderbird 5. Now that I’ve found you, I’ve the need for human contact right then and there. Which begs the question: what makes us human? What propels us into the skies above, to journey beyond the confines of our wonderful planet? Only you know the answer to the question scholars can’t answer.”

ASMR: Breakfast With Bright Eyes

Bright Eyes invites you into her house for breakfast. As you enjoy your meals together, you talk about your lives, hopes, dreams and what you hope to achieve in the future.

ASMR: Lady Penelope Calms You After A Temper Tantrum

After your internet mood board is almost full of space, you start to throw a loud and whiny temper tantrum, but luckily Lady Penelope is here to calm and soothe you. She goes through a few questions with you to see what the matter is before helping you discover better online alternatives.

ASMR: A Winter Walk With Lady Penelope

Lady Penelope takes you on a Winter walk across the meadow she used to play in as a child. The two of you roll about in the snow, make snow angels and have snowball fights just like you're kids again.

ASMR: An Indoor Picnic With Lady Penelope

It's snowing heavily outside, but Lady Penelope has planned an indoor picnic - just for the both of you. You tuck into some sumptuous food, then lie together on the bed and chat about how wonderful it is to be together on a lazy Winter evening.

ASMR: Reading Rose Wolves With Lady Penelope

Lady Penelope kindly tucks you into bed after a long and busy day and looks through the book 'Rose Wolves' with you, explaining the pictures and the beautiful story of a wolf and a girl without limbs.

ASMR: Lady Penelope's Cosy Soak

Lady Penelope invites you into her bath for a nice, long, cosy soak. You relax in the bubbles, apply a creamy lemon scented face mask and Lady Penelope even cradles you in her arms as she sings you a bathtime lullaby.

ASMR: Cuddling With Lady Penelope In The Water Tribe

You are only a baby, just minutes after being born to the water tribe in the plains of Africa. Lady Penelope is your mother, and in this au naturale tribe, as everyone settles down to sleep under animal hide blankets, you snuggle near Lady Penelope, who strokes your hair and your back and reassures you with some soft, gentle, kind words.

ASMR: Baking With Bon Bon

Bon Bon invites you into her house for a nice, two-person private baking session, as you both prepare such cosy treats as gingerbread men, apple tarts and finally a vanilla cake topped with strawberry cream icing.

ASMR: The Children's TV On Trial '60s Gathering

Lady Penelope and Parker take you along to a chilled out lounge club, where you and your two new friends hang out with characters from Stingray, Fireball XL5, Captain Scarlet, Joe 90, Clangers and Camberwick Green and stars from the '60s Blue Peter and Play School series, as you chat with them about the good times spent...before iPlayer came along, that is.

ASMR: A Day Before Known Strings Attached

It is the day after what will appear to be the Known Strings Attached block premiered on MeTV Toons, right after its launch. Lady Penelope has taken you under her wing after you are the only survivor of a car crash. After helping you patch up your bruises and scars, she takes you round the rest of the apartment, where she introduces you to a variety of Supermarionation friends living there: Mitch the monkey, Jimmy Gibson, Captain Scarlet, Captain Blue, Captain Magenta, Colonel White, Joe, Professor McClaine, Robert the robot and Zoonie, before having tea with everyone living in the apartment.

ASMR: Parker Takes Care Of You While Lady Penelope Is Out

You are Lady Penelope's 3 year old daughter, and while she is out shopping for the day, Parker has been assigned to take care of both you and Sherbet. The two of you have a fun time playing hide and seek, sharing milk and telling stories together.

ASMR: Beechwood Hall Tour With Daisy

The Buttercup Cow family are the new owners of Beechwood Hall, and Daisy, the loving wife of the family, has decided to take you on a tour of the house. From the living room to the bedrooms and the kitchen and the bathroom, plus the bright lights that shine in the dark, you enjoy a wonderful tour and follow it all with a cup of tea, a slice of vanilla cake and a chat with the rest of the Buttercups.

ASMR: The Case Of The Human Cannonball

You are a new young detective who has just joined the ranks of the police department, and Dick Spanner is your teacher. As the two of you share a conversation throughout Dick Spanner's first adventure, he points out every single pun in his world and tries to let them make sense to you, as well as help you solve the mystery of the human cannonball.

ASMR: Furaha & Orko Cure Your Bedtime Sniffles

It's bedtime, but you wake up with a very bad cold and can't get back to sleep.

Luckily, Furaha the lioness cub and her older brother and best friend Orko are there to help cure you and make you better. They give you your favourite liquid cold medicine, feed you a special tea that puts your cold at ease and sing you a lullaby in the hopes you'll get better soon.

ASMR: Resting With Uncle Rad & Frisky In Their Hammock

After a hard night of staying up because of your mum's snoring, you head to Uncle Rad and Frisky's house in order to get some rest. Rad and Frisky pour you a fresh glass of fruit juice and cook you some pancakes with bacon as they lay you to sleep in their cosy, swinging hammock.

ASMR: Playing With Lady Penelope

You are 3 years old. Lady Penelope is asked by your mum and dad to take care of you while they are on a business trip, and so, Penelope takes you in like you're her own child. You see how fast toy cars go, Penelope makes a teddy bear speak to you and soon, the two of you lie in the quiet corner and pretend to cloudgaze before sharing a moment of bonding together.

Quiet Youtube Videos For When I'm In The Blue Zone

What you have seen above this text is one of the many videos I can turn to when I'm in the Blue Zone, or the Purple Zone. It talks about old children's programming, including of course The Singing Ringing Tree, which was forced onto Channel 4's 100 Greatest Scary Moments show to detest its mockery of how scary it is...WELL IT IS NOT! And here are a few other videos I can turn to when I'm in the Blue Zone, and you should see them too!

• Twilight The Unicorn

• Simon’s Cat Lofi

• Pokemon & Winnie The Pooh ASMR Videos

• Charlie The Unicorn (original)

• Old Annoying Orange episodes (from when the characters were quiet)

• Mr Men episodes

• Weetabix ‘Stingray’ advert

• Thunderbirds-themed adverts for DVLA & Kitkat

• Too Cute from Animal Planet

• Gerry Anderson Primer

• Putumayo World Music

• Space Police

• Defrosted ASMR

• 100 Greatest Cartoons

• BBC’s chilled out I Love The ‘80s series

• Children’s TV On Trial

• From Andy Pandy To Zebedee

• Thunderbirds clips

• Angola

• Asukusi

• The ‘Blue Zone’ video starring Pikachu, Duggee, Snoopy, etc..

• BBC Children’s Magazines advert

• Dick Spanner

• 100 Greatest Kids’ TV Shows

• MLP-Themed ASMR Videos

• Savage Veggies videos

• Sylvanian Families old ‘storytelling’ adverts

And here, my friends, is another one.

The Beauty Of Pokemon (ASMR)

A Huge Host Of Winnie The Pooh Items! (ASMR)