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Showing posts with label Comics. Show all posts

Saturday, 11 July 2026

The Flintstones Vol 1: A Review

The Flintstones, Vol. 1The Flintstones, Vol. 1 by Mark Russell
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

A gripping, tense take on a classic slapstick cartoon sitcom.
The adventures of Fred, Barney and their wives, friends and colleagues have reached burning point, what with realistic cavemen joining the quarry crew.
Would I ever crave more?
I YABBA DABBA DOOOOO!!!!

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Saturday, 2 May 2026

Triple Jackpot!

OH MY GOD! You won't believe what I have been up to with my support worker yesterday, and it was as much of a hoot as the stories in my currently-finished book, Horrid Henry's Food Fight. Let me share them all with you. You'll thank me later once you realise this is an advert for T T Retro...

Okay, so, first I went to Boots and I wanted to get one of those limited edition Dove x Bridgerton body washes. But Sundae called out to me most, and since it was my birthday this week, I got birthday cake. Speaking of which, when I went with my other, slightly confused support worker a few days ago, I got not one but three things - Boots' own moisturising cream, Nala's Baby Body Lotion and My Little Coco Pillow Mist.

Now listen here, you lot - if you're absolutely tired of the Johnson's Bedtime Routine, try this for size:
1.First, use Nala's Body Lotion on your arms.
2.Brush your teeth,
3.Wash your face,
4.Apply My Little Coco pillow mist...
5.And finally, read from one of your books or comics.

Sounds good? Five steps are better than three, and as a wise man with a jingle bell hat always says:
"It's always better to have too much than too little."

And now for the moment you've been waiting for, all your live long days.
Actually, it's two, so don't get 'two' excited.
Geddit? Ha!

First off, I went to T T Retro and got a completely different purchase - three, to be exact. It started off quite innocently enough, with the purchase of a lovely comic about forgotten Marvel character Howard The Duck, with small adverts for trinkets and toys the size of your thumbnail on some pages, but then, the biggest surprise came when the kindly owner presented...

TWO ANNUALS! But they weren't any ordinary annuals. They didn't use live actors. They didn't use CGI either. What did they use?

ALAN/BRAINS/TIN TIN/KIPPER/BRUM: Puppets!

Of course, the annuals were named Thunderbirds/Captain Scarlet and Lady Penelope. The biggest surprise waited for me when I got home, but in case of spoilers, I'll save it 'til the end.

Next on the menu was a tour around the charity shop - there were so many forgotten treasures for sale, everything was white and green like a tennis court had been there before! I went to the children's section, and at first I wanted to buy a Harry & The Dinosaurs book, but realising I had a sharp eye for book texture, I bought Ripley's Believe Or Not instead - a much better and interesting purchase since Mum had read Harry to me multiple times as a little girl.

And since McGinty's was closed, where did we go? To the food truck, and I was being a bit cheeky with the purchases, because I ordered a cheeseburger and a Diet Coke can. While eating my 100% delicious cheeseburger, I found that reading Howard The Duck and doing a Donald Duck voice for him can get a bit tiring.

And...I crashed out.
But it's okay if I didn't give away the surprise, because the best surprises wait in reviews of books on GoodReads. Go check them out if you can!

Saturday, 28 June 2025

Baby Sleep

PANEL 1:


INT. CREIGHTON WARD MANSION - PARKER’S LOUNGE. DAY.


Parker is asleep in his armchair, snoring away, with his hands folded over his tummy.


PANEL 2:


Parker suddenly wakes with a jump. He looks down to see…


PANEL 3:


My baby self, asleep on his knees, wearing only a white jumpsuit and snoring softly away.

PARKER
(softly)

Aaaaaawwww….


PANEL 4:


Parker calls out to Lady Penelope, my mother, who passes by:

PARKER
‘Scuse me, milady, but there’s a little baby on me knee.


PANEL 5:


‘Er ladyship responds:

LADY PENELOPE:

That ‘little baby’ is my daughter, Parker.


PANEL 6:


A gentle smile appears on Parker’s face.


PANEL 7:


Parker gently tickles me with one finger, then strokes me.


PANEL 8:


Parker picks me up and cuddles me softly, all while I’m still asleep.

Tuesday, 14 January 2025

14 Things I Want Tin Tin's 3 Year Old Daughter To See During The 'Cartoons' Comic

  1. He Man
  2. Transformers
  3. Animal Farm
  4. Watership Down
  5. Fritz The Cat
  6. Winnie The Pooh
  7. Babar
  8. Thundercats
  9. Scooby Doo
  10. Rugrats
  11. Danger Mouse
  12. The Powerpuff Girls
  13. Steamboat Willie
  14. Bambi

Monday, 13 January 2025

BBC Kids

PANEL 1:

EXT. CHURCH GRAVEYARD - DAY.

A whole host of BBC Kids Canada characters and stars are gathered around the grave of their fallen channel, crying and sobbing quietly. I stand at a podium announcing:
ME
(sadly)
BBC Kids was the most remarkable channel in Canada. It was way better than CBBC nowadays, might I explain...but without it, many Canadians would never know that a British TV channel would have an impact on their hearts and lives, just like YTV and Treehouse TV had. And without BBC Kids, I would've never known that....

PANEL 2:

Suddenly, it has now stopped raining, and now the sky is blue with the sun shining. I am in full on party mode, fists in the air and a wild expression on my face. Everyone around me is cheering, jumping up and down and hugging in celebration.
ME
(full on party mode)
THUNDERBIRDS AIRED ON THIS WONDERFUL CHANNEL!!!

Sunday, 12 January 2025

Kids

PANEL 1:

INT. TIN TIN'S BEDROOM. NIGHT.

Tin Tin is cradling her baby daughter in her arms, wearing only her pyjamas, loving her daughter gently and comfortingly.

PANEL 2:

INT. LIVING ROOM. NIGHT.

A flustered Alan is trying to struggle with his three boisterous kids - one, who is three years old, is drawing on the wall with crayons. The other two, who are six years old, are just as worse - one is crying over a ripped up teddy bear, and the other is running off with its head.

Saturday, 11 January 2025

Traitors

PANEL 1:

INT. HEELER HOUSEHOLD - LIVING ROOM. DAY.

Bandit and Chilli are sitting on the sofa next to each other. Chilli is reading a beauty magazine, while Bandit is brushing the hair of one of Bluey's dolls.
BANDIT
Why of all things did we get put into a CBeebies Instagram post as 'Traitors'?

CHILLI
The Traitors is the only thing trending on the BBC these days, they incorporate it into everything - radio, television, online, iPlayer....

PANEL 2:

Bandit jumps up and yells in Chilli's face, while Chilli shrinks back smiling nervously:
BANDIT
(loudly)
DO YOU DARE TO MENTION THE DREADED I WORD?!

CHILLI
(nervously)
Well, iPlayer and toons are the only things CBBC focuses on these days, so....

Thursday, 9 January 2025

MeTV Toons

PANEL 1:

INT. LARGE APARTMENT. DAY.

A host of Supermarionation characters from Thunderbirds, Supercar, Fireball XL5, Joe 90 and Captain Scarlet are all gathered, chatting and playing and laughing together.

PANEL 2:

Among all this is me and Lady Penelope. I look on in excitement, while Lady Penelope has facepalmed in annoyance.
ME
(excitedly)
Isn't this exciting, Penny? I found this whole website, and now look! Everyone's come to play!

LADY PENELOPE
Speak for yourself, now we've got a full house.

ME
We can still play together, right?

Monday, 6 January 2025

Chip N Dale

PANEL 1:

INT. DISNEY STUDIOS. DAY.

Chip and Dale are sharing slices of walnut cake during coffee break.
CHIP
So Dale, it's been two years since our film was released. Everything Disney said about us was true.

DALE
(sadly)
I hope someday they'll bring traditional animation back.
​
PANEL 2:

INT. DISNEY STUDIOS - CONT'D.

Robot and Dog from Robot Dreams stand before the duo, smiling and waving silently. Chip is annoyed by what he sees, and Dale is smiling nervously at his friend.
CHIP
Okay, WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?!

DALE
Some friends of mine.​

Sunday, 5 January 2025

Swimming Fantasies

PANEL 1:

EXT. TROPICAL, PEACEFUL JUNGLE. DAY.

In a beautiful, crystal clear lake, Lady Penelope and my toddler self are hugging in the water, me close to her skin. A frog is sitting on a lily pad, watching it all.

PANEL 2:

INT. THERAPIST'S OFFICE. DAY

All this is revealed to be a part of my toddler self's imagination, and while I'm relaxing on a recliner seat holding pink teddy, my therapist is laughing uncontrollably, while Parker is trying to calm him down.
PARKER
No, it's true, sir, whatever me little lady said was true and not an 'allucination!

Saturday, 4 January 2025

Morning Coffee

PANEL 1:

INT. CREIGHTON WARD MANSION - KITCHEN. MORNING.

Lady Penelope is by herself, wearing her pink dressing gown and with frizzy hair, pouring herself a mug of coffee. I peer round the door to investigate what's going on.

PANEL 2:

INT. CREIGHTON WARD MANSION - KITCHEN - CONT'D.

Now I am pouring myself a glass of fresh milk.
ME
(curiously)
Does a woman take her place in the kitchen?

LADY PENELOPE
(tired out)
Lil works there. A woman's place is to feed herself in the kitchen, whether it's cheese, chocolate, porridge or...coffee.

Friday, 3 January 2025

Midnight Snack

PANEL 1

INT. CREIGHTON WARD MANSION - LADY PENELOPE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT.

The room is completely dark. Lady Penelope and my toddler self are sitting up in the bed we share together. Lady Penelope has a sneaky expression on her face. She has a cunning plan.
LADY PENELOPE
(whispering)
Don't tell Parker, darling, but I have a brilliant idea: let's go downstairs and have a midnight snack before anyone else wakes up.

MY TODDLER SELF
(in a loud whisper)
Yay!

PANEL 2:

INT. CREIGHTON WARD MANSION - KITCHEN. NIGHT. A FEW MINUTES LATER.

It's all messy chaos in the kitchen, with the fridge and cupboards open and treats and sweets all around the room. Lady Penelope is gorging a mouthful of jellybeans, while I am nibbling innocently on a chocolate bar. Sherbet, the pug, is happily nearby drinking from a saucer of milk. The little dog is wearing dark blue pyjamas with stars and moons on it.

May The Sign Be With You

PANEL 1:

INT. WEDDING TENT - UNCLE RAD & FRISKY'S WEDDING. NIGHT.

Chilli and Frisky are sitting at the table, laughing and sharing a nice conversation.
CHILLI
Congratulations on your marriage, Frisky. Hey, I heard that my friend recently had a heartfelt talk with her support worker.

FRISKY
Oh really? Good thing I invited everyone.

PANEL 2:

INT. WEDDING TENT - UNCLE RAD & FRISKY'S WEDDING - CONT'D

Around Chilli and Frisky are millions of Disney characters, chatting and laughing, eating wedding cake and drinking. They include Tarzan, Kala, Terk, Tantor, Hercules, Pegasus, young Simba, young Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Mufasa, Zazu, Lilo, Stitch, Duchess, Thomas O'Malley and Duchess' kittens, Pongo, Perdita and their puppies and Mowgli, Baloo and Bagheera.
CHILLI
(shocked)
EVERYONE?!

FRISKY
Yeah, s'right. I invited all my favourite Disney characters!