Wednesday, 24 January 2024

10 Things I'll Talk About With The Coffee Crew If I Were At Eden Court

10.He Man (2021).
I'm watching this right now, and even though it's in CGI and Orko is a robot in this one, I prefer the real Orko - the less mechanical one. Okay, I'll admit, I love this Orko because he's adorable as a robot, but he's struggling with his identity. He's the robotic Tarzan of the Netflix world, so if Teela showed him a treehouse belonging to the original Orko, his whole problem would be done for by now, and he would be a wild robot running free in the Heavens. Forever will Cheese and Furaha be friends with incarnations of the real Orko, both in his 1980's and 2002 forms.
9.Voltron: Legendary Defender
I rarely heard of Voltron except in fairytale books, but today, I have a chance to see him in action. And no matter how boring and flashy it gets, I'll watch it all the way through. Maybe I'll get some inspiration from this series - besides, Voltron IS a giant robot after all.
8.ReBoot: The Guardian Code
ReBoot mixed in with Power Rangers? Why not? I get it, Netflix already did some Power Rangers series, but it's like they got Saban to do a ReBoot series, threw all the money into their Frisket-shaped piggybank, and then said "Bye bye, we're off." Also, the heroes look really depressed here, almost as if they're about to cry. Do they come equipped with digital hankies?
7.Power Rangers: Once & Always
Oh, NOW we're onto the Power Rangers. This live action special contains all the charm and spirit of the original Power Rangers series, not terrible CGI - costumed characters, unstable props and no Disney-like diverse casting choices. Just a reimagining of the Power Rangers in their original forms for a new generation. Netflix, you're good at this - especially with Alpha. He's my favourite character in the special!
6.We Can Be Heroes.
I haven't seen this film yet, but it's like Netflix's very own Sky High, except there's kids who have superpowers out to save their parents from the forces of evil. And yet what makes this movie so special is that there's this kid hero - IN A WHEELCHAIR? No offense, but this is the perfect role model disabled kids need. In a world where Henry Danger and The Thundermans are taking over Nickelodeon, we push these stupid shows aside and let superheroes with disabilities tell us that their disabilities are their real superpowers, like autism is my superpower. Without it, I won't be able to write great slice of life vignettes or do Slides. Good job, Netflix, now go show this movie to someone who deserves to see it.

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5.Orko's Restful Spot
This is a simple vignette about being out in nature, and the wild, free forces of it making you want to think while smelling the flowers. Orko goes to a special place he goes to when he wants to escape the hectic stress of home life and relaxes under his favourite tree, dreaming of wandering the forest and thinking about why friendship matters to him. It's a vignette about mindfulness, purpose and finding yourself - tell that to the robotic version of Orko from 2021 He Man I mentioned earlier, he would love this place.
4.Bratz: Rock Angelz
OOOH! Another Bratz movie I bought because of support worker problems! I hope it contains exciting repetitive footage! I hope it will, and I hope it does - the Bratz here are teen magazine editors who review the coolest bands in the world. When a sceptical problem arises, the girls have no choice but to become a rock band themselves. I hope this film will be a much better piece of media than that super annoying Disney XD show I'm In The Band, starring the most annoying rock group in the world, Iron Weasel. Never trust guys like them...
3.Baby Cuddles
Ah, now this one's a lot sweeter. In this vignette, Furaha and Orko help out at a nursery, caring for all the baby lion cubs who are playing there. There's a lot to look forward to in this cuddly scenario - from Furaha's toe trick she plays with babies to get them to trust her to Orko being cuddled by the babies, you'd want to have kids after reading this with your partner - or if you have kids, you might want to cuddle them like they're babies again.
2.Furaha The Hot Water Bottle
In the last few days, my region has been especially cold, because Winter had arrived. Support worker delays, jumpers that make you sweaty, hot chocolate...those are the things that make Winter as a 23 year old more enjoyable. Well, in this vignette, Furaha and Orko make cold days lying in bed more playful and sweet, as Orko feels chilly on a cold and snowy morning but uses his little sister as a hot water bottle to keep him warm. Much better than being cuddled by some baby lion cubs, am I right?
1.Forest Heaven
Aaaaah, the forest. So peaceful and magical. Tell that to Furaha and Orko. This vignette shows our two friends wandering a magical green forest that's just as peaceful as any natural scene they stumble upon, with crystal clear water, glowing green leaves and sunshine shining through the trees onto them. It's a vignette that helps you to feel at peace with yourself...even if you feel uncomfortable cramps and bodily malfunctions for a whole week.







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10 Ideas To Celebrate Opposite Day

10.Watch the Make Way For Noddy episode 'Master Tubby's Opposite Day' and explain with your kids about the opposites mentioned in the song.
9.Watch episodes of Teletubbies Everywhere involving segments where the Teletubbies teach us about opposites.
8.Read a board book about opposites with your younger children.
7.Have breakfast for dinner, dinner for breakfast or ice cream for lunch!
6.Come to school wearing an odd assortment of clothing. Maybe even the teachers will be involved by now!
5.Instead of painting on paper, paint on the walls!
4.Wear your trousers on your head and go around in public looking like that.
3.Say goodbye to people you meet instead of 'hello'.
2.Explain what time of the day it is to your partner or kids in an opposite way.
1.Discuss how animals and cartoon characters celebrate Opposite Day to your kids.

10 Things I'll Talk About With My Friends If I Attended The Lunch Club At The Auctioneer's

10.A Town Called Panic
This film is a slow-paced less flashy at times masterpiece, and will bring back memories of the TV show to those who watched it on Nickelodeon, or Nicktoons if you lived in America, or ABC Kids Rollercoaster if you lived in Australia, or Teletoon if you lived in Canada. My favourite scenes in the film are Horse celebrating his birthday with Cowboy, Indian and the other residents of the town at the beginning of the film, and the four little lambs tucking themselves into bed before Horse's dream sequence. Cute!
9.Slides
Slides, they're better than fairground rides! My mum encouraged me to use Slides to do my sweet, innocent and at times brutal vignettes - because doing Slides is better than doing Docs at any time! So, to anyone who uses Docs - go jump off a bridge!
8.Transformers TV On Pluto TV
Can you imagine that? Heaven! It goes to the Unicron Trilogy too, which is a big surprise to me as only Transformers TV allows modern Transformers series involving Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Jazz and what have you, but the Unicron Trilogy? GASP! Now that's one I wasn't expecting before. Now people can watch Armada, Energon and Cybertron any time they wish, but only if they're subscribed to Pluto TV's services. Optimus Prime, Inferno, Jetfire, hold on tight!
7.Home Bargains Pizza Toy
The most cuddly pizza slice you'll find is in Home Bargains, out in time for Valentine's Day. If I were to own this cute little pizza slice, I'd call him Cheesy and place him on my bed right next to Mickey Mouse. And did I mention Mickey Mouse loves cheese pizza? Uh oh, I think these two won't want to get along...
6.Disney Princess Bath Bombs
Sometimes, Valentine's Day has to look pretty in princess pink - and that goes to all the rare Disney Princess items you'd find in there, including the Disney Princess bath bombs. Perfectly pink and shaped like carriages or shells or whatever they are. And I think they're extremely beautiful! Even if we don't use the bath in our house anymore, I think they'd make a good scented bathroom freshener.
5.Three Squeezes For Orko
Sometimes a cuddle is all it takes for someone to get into good spirits again. This goes for Orko, who sits all alone on the beach, feeling very sad because no one has accepted a cuddle from him all day. Luckily, Furaha is there to give him a cuddle when he needs it. What a sweet little cub, offering comfort to anyone who deserves it.
4.Orko's Cuddle
This one is slightly different from the previous item on my list. Orko goes around the village asking people if they want a hug, but they're too busy. He returns home feeling very sad, but luckily, Furaha is there to give him a hug when he needs it. Orko loves a good cuddle, don't you?
3.A Fluffy Little Cub
When characters in kids' shows get fluffed up from the effect of a towel being used on them, we just had to sit back and laugh. After Furaha's bath, Orko dries her with a fluffy towel, only to discover his little sister is all fluffed up too! Orko thinks she's cute this way and tickles and cuddles her until it's time to brush her fur with a soft bristled brush. This'll be the cutest of my vignettes yet!
2.Thundercats
Hopefully the Thundercats DVD I bought to calm me when I felt exhausted should come today. The original, properly animated adventures of Snarf and his close-knit big cat inspired friends have thrilled a generation of audiences from the moment they premiered on TV, and of course there's my all time favourite Robot Chicken skit where Snarf and Orko end up annoyed by each other in an elevator, and we hear their thoughts on each other. That's because He Man and Thundercats are so similar, and underneath the skin, I think the 2011 version of Snarf and the 2002 version of Orko aren't at all different, don't you?
1.A New World
Inspired by the Disney short 'Far From The Tree', we see Furaha and Orko in the Canadian wilderness as they play amongst a Canadian beach they haven't seen before. In Far From The Tree, meanwhile, the story focuses on a young raccoon who is involved in a cycle of abuse first by his evil looking father, then towards his son until he sees the error of his ways and changes for good. Not in this vignette. It's just a simple, fun vignette about playing on the beach together and encountering Canadian wildlife - highly educational, too!