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Tuesday, 9 December 2025

Penelope's Dream

The night after she gave birth to me, Lady Penelope settles my baby self beside her gently as she has a well deserved rest. Thus, a dream begins where she introduces me to the wonders of nature in all its glory, being at one with the outdoors and allowing me to meet Alan, Brains and Tin Tin for the first time, as they each are adored by my presence.

Oriental Woman

Lady Penelope is a peaceful, au naturale woman living in harmony with the natural beauty of India. One day, she goes for a bathe in the warm, gentle waters of the lake, enjoying the peace and quiet. But when my toddler self joins her, they both play together and comfortably bond by understanding each others' senses.

Island Skin

A gentle, kind exa🅼ination of the feel of the skin of 🅜y toddler self's friends, as we play together on a beautiful tropical island. This story explores Alan's softness, Tin Tin's silky, satiny feel and how Brains feels i🅼🅼ense ticklish feelings fro🅜 having sensitive skin. During a soothing nap in the war🅼 sunshine, I go and explore the jungle and encounter Lady Penelope, who has very soft and s🅼ooth skin, which I snuggle against. We play together, and then return to 🅼y friends, who are all relaxing on the sand - and we relax too.

Moments I Share

A comforting, cosy description of all the soft, gentle moments I spend with my favourite members of International Rescue - my mother Lady Penelope, Parker, Alan, Brains, Tin Tin and Jeff Tracy.

The Clean Air

In a paradisiacal natural world, Tin Tin, Alan and I enjoy the comforting surroundings of green grass, fresh cool water and gentle, soft breezes as well relax au naturale in the pure beauty of nature - a brother and his two sisters, both in harmony together.

The Flower Girl

Tin Tin lives au naturale in a fresh, bright part of nature - where beautifully scented flowers bloom, and the water and the air are fresh. She likes to surround herself in the beauty of nature, in the peace and quiet of it all - but of course, she isn't complete without my toddler self. My soft, cuddly nature fills Tin Tin's life with joy as we play in this comforting, natural world, among flowers, water and gentle breezes.

Who Left That There?

When the Blue Peter set is closed for the night, Alan, Brains, Tin Tin, K9, Twiki and Marvin The Paranoid Android and I sneak on and find some brightly coloured construction paper John Noakes and the other presenters left behind. Knowing K9 has been on the show before, we try our hand at making the biggest Thunderbird paper mache craft ever, through upbeat music and teamwork.

Beach Snuggles

Alan and Tin Tin want to share a romantic moment on the beaches of Tracy Island, but my toddler self wants to play with them. Immediately, they give in and start to play with me in a moment of joy and happiness in Summer, splashing in the ocean and burying Alan up to his neck in sand.

Survivors Through Space & Time

Alan, Brains, Tin Tin, K9, Marvin The Paranoid Android, Twiki and I all end up on a surreal wasteland consisting of post-apocalyptic style scenarios with no sign of life at all after borrowing the Doctor's TARDIS when he feels ill with Space Flu. We head off on an incredible low-stakes adventure across this new and bizarre place, trying to make sense of where we are and how we can bring life to it.

The Glowing Horn

Twilight Sparkle discovers her horn glows whenever she feels happy, and decides to make today the best day of her life. With each pony she helps across town, including some of her friends, her horn lights up, until it starts to set off a fireworks show for all of Ponyville to enjoy.

Things That Make Me Happy - Part 8

  1. An unexpected trip to 🅜cDonald's
  2. A grey, rainy drive
  3. Grinch Odd Socks
  4. Rethinking an upsetting Doctor Who story
  5. A sensual night's sleep
  6. The 🅼usic of Brother Bear
  7. The reassurance of old Doctor Who stories
  8. The 🅜usic of The Power Of One
  9. Native A🅜erican 🅜usic
  10. Brightly lit Christmas decorations

Torchwood: Adults Of Earth

A raunchy, hilarious parody of Torchwood's well received third season about kids being exposed to the adult world.
When Captain Jack sees his son Stephen and the other kids of the UK start drinking and smoking and swearing, he and Gwen set off to solve the mystery. They find out an alien race named the 456 doesn't accept children as gifts, but instead wants them to join his pub so they can forget being kids forever. With the help of some children they've been protecting, will Jack and Gwen manage to uncover the plot by the government to take the children 'somewhere fun'?
There's laughs, hilarity and adult content galore, plus enjoy a rap battle between Johnny, his dad friends and some army soldiers to the tune of Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do!

Soft As Flowers

Alan, Tin Tin, Brains, K9, Twiki, Marvin and I play and frolic among a fragrant carpet of wildflowers, strengthening our friendships and increasing our friendships from different worlds.