Before I become future chairman of CBBC, I have this lullaby for the friends I miss most - Luke, Resus and Cleo.
Hush, little monsters, don't you cry,
Sybil's gonna sing you a lullaby
And to help give your tired friend a lift
The kids of the Dumping Ground will take the late night shift
And although it isn't fair,
Issie will have to put the f(bleep) knife down
And before they're at the door
Dennis & Gnasher will open a practical joke store
Your show Scream Street will help calm me down
I'll see Dr. F and Six all year round
And to keep the police or the FBI away
I'll find a safe place where we all can play
And when you're in line of sight,
She-Ra and Tom & Jerry will end their fights
RESUS: But what about Alisa? We've been at each other's throats, and people are now used to seeing these Norwegian-speaking vampires instead of vampires who try to be vampires!
ME: Don't worry, Resus, there will be times when you need to make peace with Alisa. She burnt down the Elisabetha yesterday, because one of her kind spoke Norwegian. They're rebuilding it as we speak, now let me continue my lullaby.
And though they've got no time to spare
The Scooby Gang will show you how to share
And in case you're feeling down,
Chris, Xand and Ronx will be your clowns
Danger Mouse will quiet down for us
The Summer Camp Islanders will be careful, too
Danny & Mick will help kids in need
Everyone at the BBC will bow down on my behalf
And though it seems like Scream Street is done,
A new beginning has just begun
Hush, hush now, you know it's true,
Luke, Resus, Cleo, I love you
Goodnight.
LUKE: Goodnight.
RESUS: Goodnight.
CLEO: Goodnight.
LUELLA: Goodnight.
DIXON: Goodnight.
FARP: Goodnight.
EEFA: Goodnight.
It seems we'll have a long time to wait until we see Six again. It'll happen one day in March, I promise.
SIX: Goodnight.
