Steve Backshall, Hooray!

You know how CBBC wants everyone to show off to Steve Backshall because of the return of Deadly 60? Well, I have a better idea - instead of that, CBBC will have kids and stars take to the TV to cheer for Steve by yelling, "Steve Backshall, HOORAY!" I've been teaching my Alexa to say that, and from now on I'll let her cheer for Steve just before every new episode of Deadly 60. Watch out CBBC, we're going to give Steve the encouragement he needs. No impressive videos this time!

The Polar Bear & The Star Of Life

You thought I was going to see the softest episode of my favourite CBBC show, Scream Street, today? I'm not.

BUT! I did stay in Brora for not only an encounter with an old and gentle dog named Karig, but for the production of a story based on those charming stories about polar bears in the Arctic, named 'The Polar Bear & The Star Of Life' about a star which grants life to every creature in the Arctic. I still think the Karig parts are cute, though.

Also, in two weeks, devastating news: in two weeks, my three best friends from the best place on CBBC are going to be replaced by the cursed Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese, and this time, they're not alone because Little Big Awesome, which is from Amazon, will be coming to CBBC! Oh no!

But don't worry, I've found a solution to missing your best friends: when in doubt, and whilst Arthur and his friends are on a roll, talk to the DVDs! On the first day of Little Big Awesome's UK premiere, I'm going to watch Disney's Chicken Little because it reminds me so much of Strange Hill High, which stopped airing at the beginning of last month. However, there's a catch: if you watch Little Big Awesome on CBBC when it's Imagination Time, then you must never watch Tumble Leaf, Creative Galaxy, Wishenpoof or If You Give A Mouse A Cookie because, like Little Big Awesome, they're all Amazon Original Series. I mean, I can recite series' dialogue and all that and sing the catchy theme song, but this, is, SERIOUS! And I mean serious. Scream Street is my favourite programme on the channel, so until this stops, I'm taking drastic precautions.

Mildred & Luella On Mildred's Actor Appearing In This Week's Saturday Mash-Up

"SQUEEEEE!! I can't believe I get to appear on live TV!" screamed Mildred, jumping up and down. "As your actor," reminded Luella. Mildred's face fell. "Oh yeah, right," she sighed, "As my actor....someone who's ginger and not brunette like my PREVIOUS ACTOR!!!" Mildred leapt onto Luella aggressively, and Luella pushed her off. "Okay, no need to be racist," said Luella, "In fact, although I prefer Bella Ramsay as you, I really like your new digs." "Digs? You mean look." laughed Mildred. "Well, if you appear as Bella Ramsay, it won't be you now, will it?" asked Luella. She leaned forward and whispered into her ear: "Besides, she appeared on Game Of Thrones." At once, Mildred threw up! "Oh god, too brutal. Don't talk about it, DON'T TALK ABOUT IT!!" screamed Mildred. "I knew you were going to do that." said Luella, taking a flask full of hot chocolate out of her backpack, "Here, have this." As Mildred began to drink, Luella examined the schedule for what's on the Saturday Mash-Up. Sure there were stuff like Dragons and She-Ra on there, but...uh oh, it was BOY GIRL DOG CAT MOUSE CHEESE! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" screamed Luella.