How do the Space Rangers plan a surprise party for Alpha 6?
They planet!
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Thursday, 25 June 2026
Tuesday, 16 June 2026
Since I'm Too Tired To Talk About My Events, Here's A Joke...
What is an anteater's favourite board game?
Ants In The Pants!
Tuesday, 12 May 2026
Friend Of The Day: Brum
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Feeling better takes time and effort - or at least, that's what some people think. Not when he's around.
When you see Brum as depicted in the '90s, he's the sort of guy you would like to air on your telly when you feel sick. His delusionally childish nature and curiosity makes him a geezer in a 3 year old's body, which makes him a good friend to have around when you're tired. His jokes, songs and stories will entertain you and make you happy in no time.
Tuesday, 28 April 2026
The Joke They Forgot To Put In The Scream Street Joke Book
Q: What is a zombie's favourite Saturday show?
A: Alive & Kicking!
Tuesday, 21 April 2026
A Joke About A Simpsons Christmas
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What do Homer and his family always recieve on Christmas?
A gift from the Bart!
(Y'know, like, a 'gift from the heart'? Ha!😄)
A Joke About An Arty Business Meeting
Where did the felt tip pen end up instead of his usual business meeting?
He appeared on a chalk show!
(You know like, 'talk show'?😂)
Monday, 20 April 2026
A Joke About Unicorns On Social Media
Where do unicorns chat to their friends online?
Glitter!
(Geddit, because it's Twitter? Ha!)
Monday, 16 February 2026
Friday, 23 January 2026
@jackieterrier - A Joke About A Rabbit
Q: What do you call a rabbit who has joined the military?
A: A March Hare!
PS: My dad told me this joke, his Grandad-Who-Served-In-The-Military told him the joke when he was my age.
Friday, 9 January 2026
Thursday, 8 January 2026
And Now, A Joke About Peter Rabbit....
What is Peter Rabbit's favourite ice cream?
Hop fudge sundaes!
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