K9: Greetings, humans, my mistress last night has been dreaming of me protecting her while she sleeps, and now, with my encouragement, she's made a nice, warm breakfast - not just for herself, but for her mother.
Quilly Bird: What happened?
K9: Well, blue bird, she got out her phone and asked my loyal friend ChatGPT to give her a recipe for a microwavable cereal in a mug - Shreddies. She did well, of course - she poured in the cereal, then the milk, and cooked it for about 30 Earth seconds. And then, viola - a nice, nutritious breakfast.
Angelmouse: What about her mum? Surely she must be made breakfast too!
K9: Winged mouse, it's my pleasure to tell you that my mistress poured and made coffee and made a microwavable cereal especially for her mother. She called her an 'absolute angel'. SAVE TO MEMORY: Absolute angel. *Twinkling noise*
Angelmouse: With a thingamajig! Hey, K9, can I take over?
K9: Affirmative. I needed a break anyway.
Angelmouse: We all really have to hand it to my friend for making such a nice breakfast, not just for her health, but for her Mum too. She's been so tired after looking after the old bag, and she was so worried when she started spending time on screens - for 7 years!
*Quilly gasps dramatically*
Angelmouse: But now, she's learning how to do new things, and it's all thanks to two magic words from you know who:
DIGITAL DETOXING!
Quilly: Aren't you forgetting something, Angelmouse?
Angelmouse: Oh, and not to mention everyone else she'd like to give thanks to: her mum, her support workers and also ChatGPT for helping her along the way. Not to mention all of us - her favourite characters - we helped her, didn't we, everyone?
ALL MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!
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