Monday, 25 December 2023

So This Is Christmas (Day)...

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I've had a lovely morning! Mylo got the most presents, which are squeaky piggies and chickens, while Grandma got some cardigans and jumpers, and I got a Nintendo Switch - yep, the game console that's advertised on kids' TV all da time - alongside two games: Super Mario 3D All Stars and Bluey: The Video Game. Imagine if Bluey were an Italian plumber, eh? That would be really weird!

Now, I also got a chocolate reindeer, but since this is Christmas I scoffed the whole lot down, followed by a nice cool glass of fresh milk. See you until tomorrow, diet! Anyway, Mum said she wasn't going to give me an Amazon gift card, but she did - and it was a surprise! And look at all the glamorous, glitzy, magical, non-Disney-woke-style gifts I got!
  • Notebooks
  • Day To Page Calendar
  • The Boy Whose Wishes Came True (Imagine that, all your wishes - coming true! Wow!)
  • Robbie The Reindeer on DVD
  • Lilo & Stitch Shower Set
  • Mickey Mouse soft toy
  • So...? Body Mist
  • Unicorn Perfume
  • Escentuals Body Mist
Now, let's see what Horrid Henry got in my Christmas tradition of a book, the fourth and final story where Dad keeps screaming at everyone to shut up while he's cooking.... £15, a huge tin of chocolates, five more knights for his army, a subscription to Gross Out Fan Club aaaaaand a Terminator Gladiator trident.

Tough luck, Henry, maybe next year.

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