Friday, 24 March 2023

Advice For Sailing In Cake

If you want to row boats on cake just like Norm in today's Norman Picklestripes, here's some funny advice to live by and do so:
  • Avoid rocky shores or else your cake will crumble to bits.
  • Bring a milk keg just in case we hit any dry cake spots.
  • Be careful - you might get frosting in your hair!
  • Never let seagulls come eating your cat in case it's their birthday.
  • If you encounter an accident, eat your way to safety.

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