ME: Well, Six, do you like my script so far?
SIX: Yes! All those thoughts of living in the jungle - I wish I could live there.
ME: Yeah. Just imagine - getting away from all the noise and rush of modern life or human life and thinking about frolicking around naked in a natural paradise. A modern day Eden in our minds, with no serpent or tempting fruit, just golden honey, cool, clear water and a soft, cottony nest. How's about I take you there?
SIX: Take me!
ME: Okay, sit down in front of me, that's it. Now, Six, close your eyes....now forget what you see...what do you feel?
SIX: Nothing.
ME: Nothing? There's more than nothing! Your heart starts beating slowly....your soul feels the urge to escape your body...feel it: the cold, clear water on your soft skin, the tempting taste of honey and fruit filling your mouth and the soft, caring touch of cotton from an eagle's nest on your back. Go on, Six. Feel it...feel it...feel it to be there...
*Six finds herself naked in a jungle paradise. She squeals in delight and begins to enjoy her new, cosy, natural lifestyle: she swims in the cold, clear lake and relaxes on top of the water, enjoys the fruit and honey growing, gazes at animals from behind the leaves and snuggles to sleep in the eagle's nest. She crawls up to some tropical flowers, and sniffs them.*
SIX: Mmmmmmmmm...
WHACK!
*Six snaps back to reality*
DR. F: Vell, nothing like ze aroma of wildflowers on a Frankenstein in ze morning. Sybil! What ze hell did you do to Six?!
ME: Erm...I was just showing her one of my stories about Luke, Resus, Cleo and me.
DR. F: You are such an unbelievable pervert, thinking about my creation stark naked in ze middle of ze freakin' jungle! In fact, I have heard Resus moan as if he was on a orga-
ME: Don't mention it, Dr. F U, there's kids reading this post!
DR. F: That makes it worse! Six, into ze bath with you!
SIX: Oh my god! Yay! You'll never forgive me for this, Sybs!
ME: I am such a gentle animated nudist film maker, aren't I?
Read my script for The Eagle's Nest here, or click here to watch The Return Of Wolfgang on iPlayer:
It is great to FINALLY see Six and get to know what sort of personality she has. She seems to be part of the gang already.
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