No offence to any of you working at Child's Farm, but I've got a complaint about how awful your Bluey Hair & Body Wash smells. It smells 100 times more awful than Veet cream!
When I took a squeeze of it, I was hoping for a fresh Australian rainforest flower smell, which will keep kids entertained as they re-enact Bluey's pool adventures. But uh uh, no, nada, instead it smelled of something putrid and rotten. Almost like...like...Chattermax poo! Or maybe even the excrement of Polly Puppy, or Floppy, or even - gasp - Unicorse!
I'm sorry, Child's Farm, but your attempt at making something related to Bluey is totally disgusting and hopeless. I will be very angry with you, and I will write a letter telling you how unhappy I am, as one of the world leaders said to Kim in Team America.
Bluey must be FIRED!
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