Aloha! Lilo here. Recently my friend came home from her trip with a throbbing headache. Let me tell you how this happened, and how I'm trying to keep Stitch under control as I speak.
You see, yesterday evening my friend had come down with a side stitch, which meant her side was throbbing with pain. It was still there when she woke up this morning, but when she went out with her support worker, she was feeling a lot worse.
It all started with a mug of cocoa. My friend's support worker had to get a croissant from the Co-Op and a hot mug of creamy cocoa (without marshmallows) from the newsagent's, and when they parked up by the sea, she had to eat her croissant first before she drank her hot drink. Now I don't know about you, but while she was doing that she felt a slight throbbing pain in her head. She didn't admit it to her support worker, because he was too busy looking at his phone.
At last, after a long time, they stopped at the oil rigs to have something to eat. After having sausage rolls which reminds one of the African dish of rice with bananas, beans and veggies and a sickly chocolate brownie (I bet Jumba and Pleakley would love that!), my friend admitted to her support worker that she had a headache. After a shopping trip for the support worker full of toilet humor and clean nappies (who would want to see a wet child anyway? Eeeww!), they went back home, where my friend told me to-
STITCH! What are you doing?!
STITCH: *eating noises, then...* BUUURRRRPPP!! Hahahahaha, AH! Ha ha!
Stitch! That was my blog idea! My friend gave it to me especially! Now go to my room and think about what you have done.
STITCH: Oh nooooooooo...
Don't worry about Stitch, he's just being a bit of a monkey mooker. Also, I'm sorry about the ripped up blog post. I'll make sure to write a new one for next time I write on this blog. But until then,
Alooooo-ha!
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