Lady Penelope's Log Cabin

1.A cosy log cabin

2.Vanilla and mulled wine scented candles

3.Being breastfed by Lady Penelope

4.Lady Penelope's silky nightgown

5.Lady Penelope's gentle shushing and cooing

6.Downy mattresses

7.Rocking gently to sleep in a rocking chair

8.A pitch black log cabin, making everything very cosy

9.A soft duvet

10.Both of us falling asleep peacefully

A Holiday On Tracy Island

1.A holiday on Tracy Island

2.Eating a hot dog with ketchup around my mouth

3.Tin Tin's rich hibiscus perfume

4.Feeling Tin Tin's soft, gentle skin

5.Alan's tickly fingers crawling up my back

6.Kisses on the nape of my neck

7.Scott, Virgil and Gordon throwing a beach ball to one another

8.Tropical winds

9.Being sandwiched in between Alan and Tin Tin

10.Tropical holiday cuddles

A Late Reply From Princess Celestia: Pain & Panic

My dear student,

I understand from that one yell you crudely drew on that torn piece of paper and sent to me via the mail that you're suffering through the day with no nap, and I'm so proud of you. So is Princess Luna, Shining Armor, Cadance and little baby Flurry Heart.

Suffice to say that Flurry Heart has been one day without napping, and her baby magic has been going crazier than ever, so Shining Armor and Cadance have to stay round at Canterlot until she becomes less cranky.

Perhaps some old annoying Disney song about family trees sung by a hyperactive bouncy tiger can help calm her down?

Humbly,

Your friend,

Princess Celestia

A Late Letter To Princess Celestia: Napless

Dear Princess Celestia,

HEEEEEELLLLLPPP!!!

Yours sufferingly,

Your faithful student

A Reply from Princess Celestia: Lovely!

My dear student,

I must say, it's wonderful of you to choose a new place to eat, and one of the Royal Guards told me it's become your new favourite place too!

The moment you and your support worker drove out of Alness, Princess Luna and I entered Greggs too. I ordered a cheese and ham sandwich myself, and a bottle of strawberry flavoured Innocent, while Luna got a sausage roll, a Pudsey Bear cake like your's, and a hot chocolate. Because...what would bedtime be without a hot cocoa?

Ha ha!

Anyway, Luna and I are cheering you on all the way. Hope to see you soon!

Humbly,

Your friend,

Princess Celestia

A Letter To Princess Celestia: Greggs

Dear Princess Celestia,

Look at that.

Look at all that.

Take it in, 'cause you're about to take it all in.

I have officially had my first visit to my new favourite food takeaway joint - Greggs! From there, I had bought not only something apart from a sausage roll, but also a cake and a bottle of Coke Zero.

The something different in question was a cheese and ham baguette - chilled - and a Pudsey Bear cake!

Have you been to Gregg's too?

Yours hungrily,

Your faithful student

Dork Diaries - Dear Dork: A Review

 

Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All by Rachel Renée Russell
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

I read the first few bits of this book when I moved to the bungalow in Dornoch.

I got a bit tired after reading a few pages, but the first few pages of Nikki and her BFFs, Chloe and Zoe, having a sleepover, and eating all those sweet treats, can make anyone hungry.

dare I say it....SQUEE!

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A Late Reply From Princess Celesta: Actions Have Consequences

My faithful student,

It was very brave of you to learn that actions have consequences, and when you mentioned the P U B word in front of your mother, I couldn't bare to see you scream at her, as if you had been taken over by a demon.

But demons don't matter - friends do, and despite not having any friends due to niche interests, you can still strive to impress. This is why I recorded you taking out the Capybara Cuties book and deciding to do a story for the first ever sheet in the book.

I've read it, and it was absolutely wonderful. However, you and your mum mustn't decide what to do with it until your goal sheet has been fully coloured, or else all of Equestria will be destroyed.

Just a warning.

Humbly,

Your friend,

Princess Celestia

XXXOOO

A Late Letter To Princess Celestia About Consequences

Dear Princess Celestia,

The P word is a very bad word in this house. It's so horrid it might inflict acts of violence on all of ponykind even as a I speak.

In fact when I mentioned it in front of Mum yesterday, it only escalated in violence. But I had time out to think about my actions, and I decided to not mention the P word ever in case more violence brings the police forth and sends me to the deranged, horrid place far off.

But luckily I calmed down, and despite how weak my brain was, I still managed to think up new ideas until I finally crashed out - clump - right onto the bed after a pageful of Noddy.

And remember, the P U B word is now forbidden in Equestria!

Yours truthfully,

Your faithful student

XXXOOO

Layla The Candyfloss Fairy: A Review

 

Layla the Candyfloss Fairy by Daisy Meadows
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

I've already started this book, but I've yet to know what happens when Kirsty, Rachel and Layla go after the goblins who are eating candyfloss on the teacups.

Will read it soon.

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Esthember '26: A November Drawing Challenge

Peter Rabbit Mad Libs Junior - What Word Can I Use Instead Of Rabbit?

Peter Rabbit Mad Libs Junior - What Words Can I Use Instead Of Carrot?