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Tuesday, 5 March 2024

A Rhyme About Disney's Attempt At Making An Inclusive Future

Disney is pandering,
And this has to stop.
Each of their films
Is a big fat flop!

What Fox & Friends Would Be Like For Me...

Fox & Friends

Today, my support worker took me for a drive around Loch Brora first thing. While we drove, we talked about her daughter going to an adventure camp with canoeing and rock climbing and everything, while the other subject we talked about is In The Night Garden, which my support worker can't stop watching with her kids - especially how Igglepiggle feels when he gets shocked, scared or upset. We matched everyone in the garden up to their real life personas:
Igglepiggle - a little boy
Upsy Daisy - a little girl
The Tombliboos - toddlers
Makka Pakka - a 4 year old
Haahoos - grownups
Pontipines - an old fashioned family
My support worker also told me that her son's baby boy loved watching Raa Raa The Noisy Lion on her phone. "Presents! For everyone!" I wonder how he feels about Raa Raa's hyperactive monkey friend Ooo Ooo? However, while up the mountain path I was beginning to feel a bit sick. My tummy acid was swirling and my sinus was hurting from too much fresh air. So my support worker had to turn back, and once we got to Loch Brora I had some Belvita biscuits and soon I felt much better. While there, before or after our walk(?), my support worker told me about this group called 'Fox & Friends' which features a group for autistic and disabled adults. I was like, "Yeah! Let's go for it!" and my support worker was like, "Okay, yeah, whatever." I also told her that I wanted to enter one of the library's competitions, so she asked me to go on the library's website to find out about any competitions that were on.

Later, we went to have our lunch at three different places, which inspired me to do a Plenty Of Hugs story, Lunch In Three Places. I'll tell you more later. We got my chocolate muffin from Harry Gow's, my drink from the Co-Op and a bacon and cheese roll from Poppy's. Well, Poppy's was bright and colourful today, what with Mickey Mouse and Jerry on the menu, a Winnie The Pooh bag with the Hundred Acre Wood heroes posing dramatically and comically, a Victoria Sponge cake and chocolate brownies. And guess what? I went in! Clever old you, me. We went to have our lunch at the fields, and it was here that I thought up who was going to be in my story - Furaha and her brother and best friend Orko would be there of course, but their cousin Lanka and her guardian angel Override would be there too. And introducing Lanka's little brother, who I call 'Stanny'. Stanny, like Arnold in Kipper and the toddler wolf with the lollipop in Sheeep, doesn't talk, but instead can communicate through body language and gestures. I also saw some birds on my trip out: ducks, swans and...eh...Gilly Plums? I may have to figure it out. These birds inspired three cafe settings in Lunch In Three Places:
The Blissful Swan (Lanka & Stanny's favourite restaurant)
The DuckNBarn (Furaha's favourite restaurant)
The Gilly Plum (Orko's favourite restaurant)

Override, since she can't consume human food of course, will wait outside for them and take them to the restaurant. So anyway, we went to the library and my support worker got out a craft bag for me - the last one in stock!

And that was basically it for the time being, kids, because now I'm full as an obese treasure box. My support worker made me happy and healthy, and I'm glad I don't grind me'teeth anymore! Woohoo!

"But will she join the ranks of the ever indestructible Fox & Friends? Stay tuned to find out!"

To Be Continued....

Sunday, 3 March 2024

Rockin' Star Sandwiches

I may think that Rock Dog is a bit like Kung Fu Panda, but anyway...
From the studio that once brought you He Man, Clifford The Big Red Dog and Star Hill Ponies comes a dog who loves to totally rock out! And he's partnered with this blogger to deliver a recipe for those sandwiches that'll make you feel like a star!

Saturday, 2 March 2024

Welcome To Sooty Land!

Welcome to Sooty Land, a place in Crealy Theme Park for Sooty fanatics young and old to attend whether their parents like the little bear or not. Well, at least there's no CITV anymore, but it would be better if it came back on TV. Darn you, streaming!

Brats Of The Lost Nebula, Digimon & Snit Station

Wait a minute. This show. THIS show. THIS SHOW aired on YTV in the early 2000's? During the year I was born? WELL! I didn't know that! Allow me to take you back to January 2000, during the day the Brats Of The Lost Nebula aired alongside Beasties, Digimon and Snit Station aired on YTV - altogether in one day!

Feeling Gentle

There are lots of gentle species in the jungle. Gorillas are tender, wolves are soft, lions are soppy, but have you ever heard of lioness cubs, Trollan wizards and Autobots? We all have, and now this story will show you how.

THE YTV SCHEDULES ARCHIVE!!!

"Ladies and gentlemen, I present, YTV. A brand new and exciting website with no clothes on for a change."
"Oh my, this is revolutionary! Marvellous!"
"Oh my god! They got that website on her blog...I MUST! WRITE! STORIES BASED ON THEM!"

Friday, 1 March 2024

Bluey At Kew-ey!

Kew Gardens is ready to rename itself to Kew-ey, as the Bluey excitement goes even further when Bluey teams up with the gardens this Easter to guide families and their kids on a tour of all the Spring blossom, plus there's an interactive play zone themed around Bluey too! Wackadoo!

12 Pieces Of Cartoon Network Lost Media

Those include my favourite parts of the video: Sunday Pants, Big Bag and Whatever Happened To Robot Jones.

Coffee & Cake Chit Chat Club

Today's the day of my Puffin Pool trip! Well, last time I went images of the dog in the picture above filled my head, thus creating 'Furaha, Orko & Lewis'. I had a fun time last time, eating at ASDA, burning off some fat in the pool and learning that I have to stay one age when I grow up to be another. I'll tell it all over coffee and chocolate cake!

Drop In - The Tornado

Watch out, everyone at the drop in, the tornado's coming! A sense of danger and excitement will sweep the drop in crew when I talk about my latest story, The Tornado! In the story, Furaha and her friends are on the run from a giant tornado which devours them whole. At first, the two find the tornado not so harmful, but then the tornado heads for the cottage, and Orko uses some pepper produced from his sleeve to make the tornado sneeze them out. Since when have real people used pepper to let a tornado sneeze out everything it devoured? NO ONE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

Thursday, 29 February 2024