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Tuesday, 29 October 2019

Scream Street Thought Of The Day - Gnome Sweet Gnome

The important saying, 'Winning is everything', can strike into the hearts of budding sports players who aspire to play for Team GB someday, but when you aspire to have a games night with Luke, Resus and Cleo, only one of you will aspire to win. I bet you haven't heard of the term 'Sportsmanship', but good sportsmanship means being able to win. For example, playing a game of snakes and ladders will mean Luke might win. If you play Ludo, I think Cleo would win this time. And what game would Resus win? Right, it's not the winning that counts, it's the taking part. Taking part is what really matters when you have a quiet, peaceful game night with Luke, Resus and Cleo. Simple - you take out the board games, arrange to have a quiet night in and then ask gather four players to play the board games arranged for tonight. If you arrange a games night in a pub, then there's nothing like an extreme game of table football to get us screaming and shouting in excitement whilst the pub is empty and there's no men out to get drunk and binge the night away playing...darts? Yes, darts! Darts! Throwing little arrows at a pinboard - can games night get any better? I think games night just got a little extreme with Luke, Resus and Cleo around, but there are two ways of arranging a Scream Street Game Night - a quiet, calm one at home, or an extreme and exciting one held in an empty pub. Inviting friends over for game night can be extremely good, but do you remember when Luke and Resus pieced the gnome back together and caused lots of panic in Scream Street? There is a safer way to do this, y'know: a 3D puzzle. Most 3D puzzles are of globes or pieces of the world, and that may be boring, but it's a quiet game to play with friends. To me, playing games with Luke, Resus and Cleo all night might be the answer to every night boredom.

Monday, 28 October 2019

I.B.F.F Diaries '97: The Magic Carpet - Tiger's Joke Box

This time on I.B.F.F Diaries:
Tiger plays lots of mean practical jokes on his friends, but since it's not April fool's day Kipper can easily guess why...
TO BE CONTINUED....
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1z_4B7dYmJjblqIveZgwTljYyVhJ0Q5rTLOT6G59-fU4/edit

And Now, A Word From The Curious....

"Dear friends,
My name is the Curious. Tonight, you may have noticed me drinking a smoothie and texting on my phone. Well, not actually my phone, I kinda stole it but whatever, that's a true story so no wonder the police arrest me. I however do like watching my show Creeped Out on CBBC, but recently I discovered that age-inappropriate trailers aired before kids' films, and I don't like it one bit when this happens, not at all. I happen to witness it all and report it to the local news, and soon it was seen on newspapers and news websites all over the globe. Yes, my advice went all over the world. I advise you leave the theater when you see a horror trailer play before a lovely cutesy film like these. Here, have a look, I told it all to the Guardian:
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/apr/27/peter-rabbit-hereditary-trailer-years-scariest-film-australia-perth
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2012/feb/21/children-horror-trailers-puss-in-boots
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/dec/04/nymphomaniac-lars-von-trier-accidentally-children
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/29/cinema-apologises-for-playing-sausage-party-trailer-before-finding-dory
And, as I've found out my friend Sybil Somerset hates the awful preschool cartoon Peppa Pig - well, parents do, and I think everyone should give up this stupid show - she's glad to inform me that horror trailers preceded the Peppa Pig film 'Festival Of Fun' - that taught children who learnt naughty behaviour from the show a lesson, didn't it?!
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/apr/09/horror-trailers-shown-before-screening-of-peppa-pig-festival-of-fun-ipswich
I promise you'll be truly Creeped Out by these true stories as much as my loyal viewers are by the strange tales I collect."

Sunday, 27 October 2019

I.B.F.F Diaries '97: The Robot - The Holiday

This time on I.B.F.F Diaries:
Kipper and Tiger go on holiday to Blackpool, but when Kipper encounters a seal, Tiger doesn't believe him...until an unexpected encounter sends Tiger falling to his knees...
TO BE CONTINUED...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19EC3YCHpuaCuEzQBeTvSFHlIfI1bHkSc4kFfjnFjTUU/edit

Sky - Happy Halloween




  • Vampirina
  • Scooby Doo & Guess Who
  • Morph: Halloween
  • Spongebob Squarepants
  • Paw Patrol
  • Peppa Pig
  • Kidz Bop Halloween Party
  • My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
  • Descendants 3
  • The Haunted Hathaways

Friday, 25 October 2019

Sraid Nan Sgread Smuain An Latha - Sgàthan Sgàthan

Faileasan. Tha iad an seo anns a h-uile àite a choimheadas tu ann an sgàthan no san uisge, ach airson Resus Negative tha a mheòrachadh ga fhàgail cho mì-thoilichte, oir is esan an aon vampire le faileas - agus tha mi a ’faireachdainn air a shon. Ach, airson aon, chan eil ann ach aon àite socair far am faic thu do mheòrachadh nas soilleire: uisge. Tha uisge tòrr nas soilleire agus nas socraiche na glainne sgàthan, leis gu bheil do mheòrachadh a ’dol sìos ann an solas na grèine no solas na gealaich, agus bidh thu a’ smaoineachadh air d ’aithne an seo, a’ faireachdainn rudan nach robh thu air a bhith a ’faireachdainn roimhe, mar fhaireachdainn no creideamh no iongnadh. Ma leigeas mi le Resus sin a dhèanamh, bhiodh e air a ghluasad gu deòir leis mar a tha e a ’coimhead, agus mar a tha e a’ faireachdainn mu bhith air a bhreith agus air a thogail ann an teaghlach vampires nuair a tha luchd-còmhnaidh eile Sràid Scream ga mheas mar rud àbhaisteach. Ach thoir sùil air an t-sreath - chan eil loch ann an Scream Street! Chan eil eadhon amar snàmh ann! A bharrachd air an loch eabarach a tha a ’nochdadh ann an‘ The Brown Lagoon ’, mar as trice, ach nam biodh amar snàmh dìomhair ann an Sràid Scream, is e sin an t-àite far am bi Resus a’ dol a choimhead air a mheòrachadh ann an uisge glan, glan, mar Narcissus . A ’bruidhinn air Narcissus, bha e na dhuine a bha a’ toirt urram do luchdan meòrachaidh agus luchdan de thursan, agus a bha an-còmhnaidh a ’smaoineachadh mu dheidhinn fhèin. Ach aon latha, lean e ro fhada agus chaidh a bhàthadh - agus is e seo as coireach gu bheil lus lus a ’chrom-chinn geal againn ris an canar Narcissus, ach tha Narcissuses a’ nochdadh air na h-uaighean anns a ’chladh air Sràid Scream, agus is e seo as coireach gun do smaoinich iad air a’ bheachd àbhaisteach. air a thogail le vampires le faileas nach bàthadh mar dhuine bho bheul-aithris na Grèige. Nam biodh iad a ’bruidhinn mu Narcissus air taisbeanadh CBBC a’ mìneachadh agus a ’toirt miotas-eòlas Greugach beò, bhiodh iad a’ bruidhinn mu fhaileasan gu mòr sa phrògram seo, agus carson nuair a choimheadas sinn air na faileasan againn a tha sinn a ’cur nar cuimhne Resus Negative. Mar sin, air ais chun stuth ciùin. Seas a-steach don uisge. A-nis, faireachdainn e. A bheil an t-uisge a ’faireachdainn cho rèidh ri do chraiceann? Tha? An uairsin tha fios agad gu bheil thu gu tur daonna, ach bhon a choimheadas tu air Scream Street mar a tha mi, bidh thu a ’gabhail ris an freak a-staigh agad, mar a bhios an luchd-còmhnaidh a’ dèanamh - bidh iad uile ag ionnsachadh sin a dhèanamh ro dheireadh ‘Mirror Mirror’, ach ma thachras tu a bhith a ’coimhead am prògram seo, bidh thu a ’smaoineachadh air uisge, agus uisge agus na faileasan a chì thu ann gad dhèanamh toilichte gu bheil thu nad dhuine, agus ma choimheadas Resus am prògram seo agus an uairsin ruith chun loch gus sùil a thoirt air a mheòrachadh, bidh e toilichte faighinn a-mach gur e àbhaisteach a ’leigeil air gur e vampire a th’ ann, eadhon ged a bhios e a ’feuchainn a h-uile dad a bhith coltach ri a phàrantan. Mar sin, dhuinn uile, tha Resus na riochdachadh den fhìrinn gu bheil sinn toilichte a bhith beò. Tha thu a ’cluinntinn sin, Alston agus Bella Negative? Tha do mhac na riochdachadh de bhith beò!

I.B.F.F Diaries '97: The Big Freeze - Jake's Friend

This time on I.B.F.F Diaries:
Kipper and Tiger encounter Jake's imaginary friend Wilbur, who according to Kipper secretly works out at the gym and drinks energy drinks to build up his strength. But is Wilbur all that's cracked up to be?
TO BE CONTINUED....
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16Of5_Jm3lxoRyWuH9mWZCRHyuqi9gI2yR76aOq0WEQw/edit

Sky Kids - Halloween 2019 [25/10/19]





  • Morph: Halloween
  • Kidz Bop Halloween Party
  • The Worst Witch
  • Horrid Henry
  • The Amazing World Of Gumball
  • Wolfblood
  • Scooby Doo & Guess Who
  • Descendants 3
  • Spongebob Squarepants
  • Mr. Bean: The Animated Series
  • The Haunted Hathaways
  • My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
  • Marvel's Spider Man
  • Double Dare
  • Horrible Histories
  • Adventure Time

  • Vampirina
  • Masha & The Bear
  • Paw Patrol
  • Peppa Pig
  • Room On The Broom
  • Octonauts Creature Reports
  • Thomas & Friends
  • Fancy Nancy Clancy
  • Hey Duggee
  • PJ Masks
  • Sunny Day
  • Charlie & Lola
  • The Gruffalo
  • Puppy Dog Pals

  • The Tom & Jerry Show
  • Uncle Grandpa
  • Kidz Bop Halloween Party
  • Jessie
  • Spongebob Squarepants
  • The Haunted Hathaways
  • Grizzy & The Lemmings
  • Teen Titans Go
  • Knight Squad
  • The Amazing World Of Gumball

  • Halloween House
  • Halloween Tree
  • Halloween Witch
  • Halloween Graveyard

  • Moominvalley
  • Spongebob Squarepants
  • Summer Camp Island
  • Elena Of Avalor
  • Spongebob Squarepants
  • The Tom & Jerry Show
  • Phineas & Ferb
  • So Beano
  • Lab Rats
  • iCarly
  • Sam & Cat
  • Spongebob Squarepants

  • Fancy Nancy Clancy
  • Paw Patrol
  • Thomas & Friends
  • Masha & The Bear
  • Mio Mao
  • Team Umizoomi
  • Super Wings
  • Paw Patrol

  • Super Wings
  • Fireman Sam
  • Handy Bean
  • Sunny Day

  • Bear Behaving Badly
  • We Bare Bears
  • Liv & Maddie
  • Unikitty
  • Disney Mickey Mouse
  • Good Luck Charlie
  • Gravity Falls

  • Mr. Bean: The Animated Series
  • Henry Danger
  • Bear Behaving Badly
  • The Loud House
  • Dorothy & The Wizard Of Oz
  • Lab Rats: Elite Force
  • Dorothy & The Wizard Of Oz


The Odd Plague Song

Since Odd Squad took over from Scream Street, I wrote this little song set to the tune of 'Dumb Ways To Die' and sung by Otto and Olive about the odd plagues that have happened this week when Odd Squad came on air in Scream Street's place, so turn off the TV when Odd Squad comes on at 3:50! If you want to sing along, click on the video for the instrumental of 'Dumb Ways To Die'.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aS6vvYMZ4iJEVPzrtmzCg1dW4c9IkbtuYnGoJxvYzZ8/edit
Also make sure to check out two foreign language versions I find very satisfying:

                                      

                                      

Sky - Today's Kids' Picks - Fireman Sam & Room On The Broom


Thursday, 24 October 2019

I.B.F.F Diaries '97: Crazy Golf - The Mouse

This time on I.B.F.F Diaries:
A mouse sneaks into Kipper's house and uses his soap, toothbrush and toybox to make a new home for herself! Can Kipper do anything about it or might he call pest control?
TO BE CONTINUED....
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TkmQ_xXgYoAaaoqOr_emrt2uPYzv3_7wcWzLw_znXDI/edit