"Dear friends,
My name is the Curious. Tonight, you may have noticed me drinking a smoothie and texting on my phone. Well, not actually my phone, I kinda stole it but whatever, that's a true story so no wonder the police arrest me. I however do like watching my show Creeped Out on CBBC, but recently I discovered that age-inappropriate trailers aired before kids' films, and I don't like it one bit when this happens, not at all. I happen to witness it all and report it to the local news, and soon it was seen on newspapers and news websites all over the globe. Yes, my advice went all over the world. I advise you leave the theater when you see a horror trailer play before a lovely cutesy film like these. Here, have a look, I told it all to the Guardian:
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/apr/27/peter-rabbit-hereditary-trailer-years-scariest-film-australia-perth
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2012/feb/21/children-horror-trailers-puss-in-boots
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/dec/04/nymphomaniac-lars-von-trier-accidentally-children
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/29/cinema-apologises-for-playing-sausage-party-trailer-before-finding-dory
And, as I've found out my friend Sybil Somerset hates the awful preschool cartoon Peppa Pig - well, parents do, and I think everyone should give up this stupid show - she's glad to inform me that horror trailers preceded the Peppa Pig film 'Festival Of Fun' - that taught children who learnt naughty behaviour from the show a lesson, didn't it?!
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/apr/09/horror-trailers-shown-before-screening-of-peppa-pig-festival-of-fun-ipswich
I promise you'll be truly Creeped Out by these true stories as much as my loyal viewers are by the strange tales I collect."
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