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Thursday, 10 October 2019

Scream Street Thought Of The Day - King Niles

Unfortunately, due to Brora, I wasn't able to do today's thought. But now that I have it recorded, I'm going to do it anyway!

Luxury is soft, comfortable and indulgent. If you share it with Luke, Resus and Cleo, it becomes even better. The effects of luxury is quite relaxing, even to the senses. Everything luxurious you do is controlled in Scream Street in a way no one could possibly imagine - sensual and sensational, just as we like it. Lying on soft fabrics like cotton, silk, satin or velvet is an example, as sleeping on these soft fabrics mean a whole night of safe, luxurious comfort through the night, and if you sleep with Luke, Resus and Cleo, it gets better - Luke represents satin, Resus velvet and Cleo silk (why....'cause silk was invented in Egypt, why not?). Aaaaaahhhhh.....mmmmmmmmmm.....bliss. Epic bliss. You know what's even more epic and luxurious than that? Being surrounded in gentle, sweet smelling flowers like lavender and roses and daisies whilst you lie in a bath of milk. Milk is kind to skin, as skin needs to drink milk too, so it can maintain all the nutrients it needs to be softer and smoother, and bathing in milk is also what Cleo's Egyptian ancestors used in Queen Cleopatra's footsteps. It's nice to drink, too, but if you're a careless shampire you can't drink from a milk bath - or a normal bath for that matter, the other part of luxury is drinking fizzy champagne from a long glass whilst lounging in a velvet armchair. Of course, that's what you'd do in your Me Time if you're Bella Negative and want to escape the busy life of being a vampire. Resus' own me time involves a nice luxurious bubble bath and placing some cooling cream on his skin. Cleo has a milk bath, because it's been passed down on her ancestor's side, but no milk bath would be complete without lily pads surrounding you. And Luke's me time is....well, you know what it is, because if you're a werewolf you want to calm down after a long day, then here's another way of spending luxury: lying in a bubbling hot tub with your three friends from Scream Street whilst closing your eyes and peacefully daydreaming about when Scream Street is on CBBC, or what you'll be doing tomorrow or other things like that. Are there any other ways of luxury or me time? We'll see about that!

If At First You Don't Succeed...

I had lunch at the Brora Hub today with Sarah and the others. Today we're having vegetable soup with bread, followed by roast beef and potatoes. Afterwards, for my TV series 'Sybil's Place', I paired the people in the Hub up with our carers/friends, which are characters from shows like Tumble Leaf, Danger Mouse, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and If You Give A Mouse A Cookie.











Afterwards, I went to the Learning Centre where I did some drawings for my dream story, some of which I did quick as a flash. I was told to give personal information about myself for the book festival that the Learning Centre was attending, and I reminded Trish of The Demon Headmaster - she used to watch it all the time when she was a kid. I even told her about the tragic discovery I made today about the schedule replacing Scream Street, but at least I'll try to keep a straight face through all the sadness. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again!











Me, You, And Power Rangers Time Force: Traitors (First Half Only)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QQPo1GAxzf_CKsJCyyWhy5mGpIai61rG7FxXrL4tbmw/edit

Some Sad News....

I'm afraid I have some very bad news: in two weeks, Scream Street will go away and will be replaced by Odd Squad. In fact, when I saw it I got so upset I cried as I - well, the good news is I wrote a letter to CBBC, and if they get my letter, maybe they'll change their mind. This is why you should never work for a squad of kids who solve problems like an alien has become your roommate or there is someone narrating every move you make. And I don't WANT to see kids learning about math, I want to see MONSTERS! Even for someone my age, Scream Street is very helpful to people with autism, as it contains a street full of freaks and characters like Resus, Luella and Dr. Skulley are examples of the autism spectrum.

But, the other good news is that on the week Scream Street gets replaced, you'll see Scream Street on BBC Alba, dubbed into Gaelic, so instead on that week, I'll do 'Smuain Sraid Nan Sgread na Seachdain' which means I'll do my thought of the day for 'Mirror Mirror' in Gaelic.

Wednesday, 9 October 2019

Scream Street Thought Of The Day - The Zombie Body Shop

When someone tries to seduce you, it means you can't resist temptation. Temptation is irresistable to humans....or monsters if you happen to live in Scream Street. For example, if you're a vampire like Resus, you can't resist the urge to listen to Brain Drain's latest album. If you're a half-dog like Dig, you cannot resist a full bag of dog biccies. And if you're Sir Otto Sneer, all you desire is greed and power, but seduction is sexy and irresistible, for when you want to look attractive and slim and wearing nude-coloured clothing to attract a man into eating the fruit of Eden, like Adam and Eve when the world began and when they met the serpent. But today's episode of Scream Street happens to have a scene which completely explains seduction in a nutshell: when Doug falls asleep in the graveyard, Cleo falls asleep too, in fact she stays there until morning, and the close up of her face when she nods off is really hypnotic and seducing, almost wanting to make YOU fall asleep along with her. And it's about to begin....waaaaiiiiit....uh oh, seduction has just begun, Cleo's seducing you, keep your eyes open! Uh oh....you're asleep. If you're awake, then I'm glad you survived this scene, as seduction rarely happens in Scream Street, only during sexy moments that I cannot describe. Cleo looks extremely sexy and seductive upon first look, as she looks more like a natural woman than a girl, mainly because she's 4,000 years old. When you feel seduction, you can't resist - your skin hairs begin standing on end, you begin to drool, your eyes can't stay open anymore and you have the urge to eat, follow, do it, watch it, sneeze on it, vomit on your parents - if you happen to be a sick vampire, that is. Seduction is the right way women on Scream Street attract men, like Luella with Resus, Dig with Lulu, and you choose other couples that happen to live in Scream Street. No, wait, I've thought of another couple! Doug and Davina! Do zombies believe in seduction, too? Yes. Why? Because if you want to seduce a zombie girl over to your place for dinner, attract her with surfer dude words like 'dude' and 'bogus' and wear the right perfume for the right occasions, like perfume that smells of bin bag juice or rotting rubbish. Or, right now, a lovely song performed by Brain Drain as you hang out in the graveyard and do....do....AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH!!! I don't know what men do with women when they want to make a baby, but when they do make a baby, you don't want to know.

When The Dengineers Community Den Special Comes On & You Want To Party...!


Sky's Kids' Top Pick - Horrid Henry






Me, You, And Power Rangers Time Force: Movie Madness

An interactive story!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14liQzc2RlzOLuRP-xLtuFhIRAQ0GK2KNW8_bfqVJilM/edit

Tuesday, 8 October 2019

Scream Street Thought Of The Day - Takeaway Of Terror

When you taste things, you taste food. Mainly food, nothing like rubbish. What do you taste when you eat? Chocolate? Pizza? Fruit? The last bit of your family dinner? Or....maybe a burger? In real life, meat can give you cancer and that isn't healthy, so you can't taste meat. But you can't taste a burger filled with meat either, you can eat a burger filled with nice things like lettuce and cheese rather than cancer-causing products like meat or bacon. What you can taste from the memory of eating a burger is the chips that go with it, the mustard and ketchup too, and the Scream Street residents can taste it too, if you happen to eat at Otto Burger. But later on in the episode, it feels like Otto has put rats in his burgers, like Burt almost did with Zoe's dancing rat in David Walliams' 'Ratburger'. You can taste strange things when in Scream Street, but when you eat rat burgers, imagine how rats taste. They taste of rubbish, that's what, and rat's meat is far worse to taste, as some might come from the sewer and are covered in bin bag juice. Some have the plague, which might be worse, as Rattus declared when you watch Horrible Histories. But you can taste other safer things too, like juice or cupcakes or ice cream or carrot sticks....but not poisonous things! I heard mushrooms can be poisonous, so it's safe to know which ones are safe to eat or put in cream of mushroom soup and which ones are not safe to eat. But the challenge is; can you taste the residents of Scream Street? I'm afraid some of them won't taste nice, as some are slimy and tough to eat, like Mr. Crudley, who has a good sense of taste. I know another resident who has a good sense of taste apart from the massively obese Mr. and Mrs. Crudley: Dig. Dig has a good tongue to taste things, even when he is turned into a rat and eating cheese out of a rubbish bin in today's episode, so when he tastes things, he makes sure it's either fresh food, dog biccies or gnawed dog bones. But when he eats and swallows, you'd better be sure of the trail of food he leaves behind, because whenever he eats something and digests it, it comes out of his other half, and it is REVOLTING! But eating things without them coming out your other end is a much sensible thing to do. Tell that to Luke, Resus and Cleo. And now I'm hungry....are you?

Dumping Ground Island Reminds Me Of This Animation....


When The Full Dumping Ground Island Special Airs On CBBC...


Me, You, And Power Rangers Time Force: Hearts In Love (First Half Only)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PjqKteu1_szMOdTWxTwjWICO9Q2K_GQ0Nzc5tDWbRyE/edit