Scream Street Thought Of The Day - The Zombie Body Shop

When someone tries to seduce you, it means you can't resist temptation. Temptation is irresistable to humans....or monsters if you happen to live in Scream Street. For example, if you're a vampire like Resus, you can't resist the urge to listen to Brain Drain's latest album. If you're a half-dog like Dig, you cannot resist a full bag of dog biccies. And if you're Sir Otto Sneer, all you desire is greed and power, but seduction is sexy and irresistible, for when you want to look attractive and slim and wearing nude-coloured clothing to attract a man into eating the fruit of Eden, like Adam and Eve when the world began and when they met the serpent. But today's episode of Scream Street happens to have a scene which completely explains seduction in a nutshell: when Doug falls asleep in the graveyard, Cleo falls asleep too, in fact she stays there until morning, and the close up of her face when she nods off is really hypnotic and seducing, almost wanting to make YOU fall asleep along with her. And it's about to begin....waaaaiiiiit....uh oh, seduction has just begun, Cleo's seducing you, keep your eyes open! Uh oh....you're asleep. If you're awake, then I'm glad you survived this scene, as seduction rarely happens in Scream Street, only during sexy moments that I cannot describe. Cleo looks extremely sexy and seductive upon first look, as she looks more like a natural woman than a girl, mainly because she's 4,000 years old. When you feel seduction, you can't resist - your skin hairs begin standing on end, you begin to drool, your eyes can't stay open anymore and you have the urge to eat, follow, do it, watch it, sneeze on it, vomit on your parents - if you happen to be a sick vampire, that is. Seduction is the right way women on Scream Street attract men, like Luella with Resus, Dig with Lulu, and you choose other couples that happen to live in Scream Street. No, wait, I've thought of another couple! Doug and Davina! Do zombies believe in seduction, too? Yes. Why? Because if you want to seduce a zombie girl over to your place for dinner, attract her with surfer dude words like 'dude' and 'bogus' and wear the right perfume for the right occasions, like perfume that smells of bin bag juice or rotting rubbish. Or, right now, a lovely song performed by Brain Drain as you hang out in the graveyard and do....do....AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH!!! I don't know what men do with women when they want to make a baby, but when they do make a baby, you don't want to know.