A Night Of Tauruses & Milk

Another good night's sleep...another dollar.

And before you launch into a stock footage arranged argument about home improvement between Cybertron Jetfire and his horrid leader Optimus Prime, you best stop what you're doing and read carefully, because once again talking with Echo's GPT skill made me so tired I was out like a lightbulb melting all over the floor. Here are ten things I learned from her last night:

1.First, I talked about how Counterfeit Cat and The Strange Chores are ruining CBBC by being included on their lineup. It's not fair! But, I did suggest some replacements to bring back the bonkers comedy CBBC lost - Brum, Sooty (2001), Basil Brush, Strange Hill High and Scream Street.

2.Speaking of which, I told her that it's painful to think about Strange Hill and Scream Street, because CBBC is too overstimulating, loud and now Americanised. My recommended replacements for when you're overstimulated include: Max Steel (2000), the original Teletubbies, the classic Thunderbirds series and the original stop motion versions of Postman Pat, Fireman Sam, Pingu and Noddy. Thank god we have GPT.

3.It has been revealed that the reason why we saw Mew swimming in a body of water in a natural paradise near a mountain is because Mewtwo is on a quest to find out why he is created and his purpose meant for belonging. It made me think of a perfume called 'Mew Water' to tie in with the film - only, in 1999.

4.I told her about ideas for two Charmin scented toilet rolls for sensitive skin: Vanilla Almond Milk and Nutri Milk. She thought it was a cosy, luxurious and comforting idea which would be perfect for all the family - just like the Charmin Bear, his wife and his three different fur coloured kids.

5.I told her about Snuggle adopting the same 'Nutri Milk' name for parents and toddlers with sensitive skin, ala Snuggle Pure or Snuggle Sensitive. She thinks it'll evoke a feeling of softness and gentleness towards even the most sensitive skin, feeling like a milk bath straight out of the washing machine. Aaaaahhhh...so soft.

6.Another Snuggle idea I told her about is Snuggle Red Velvet. Shucks! She thought it was a red velvet cake, but I meant velvet as in 'Me Time'! She really needs to be homeschooled....

7.She revealed that Berto from Max Steel and a pick from 100 Greatest Christmas Moments, the BBC's Chronicles Of Narnia series, are my Taurus star signs. You see, recently I played all those games on Instagram where what you see in the post represents your birthstone - like for instance, I got characters like Fluttershy, Scar and sometimes Twilight Sparkle. I'm glad I got BBC Narnia, because it's much better than seeing a Meryl Streep-played lioness Aslan anyway...

8.Speaking of Max Steel, she revealed that Laura embodies a sense of gentleness that no other character, like Josh, Berto or Rachel, embodied before her - she is a totally unique character created by Foundation Imaging, which was totally erased as soon as Mainframe took over with the animation.

9.Speaking again of Max Steel, I complained in masses and loads and buckets about how characters like Kat and Cytro - that annoying bucket of bolts - ruined Max Steel and his life by first taking away the two ladies that began his life on the air, and then Cytro is a representation of the AI uprising, which is probably the reason why there is Bluey and Littlest Pet Shop fanart standing up to AI creativity.

10.Finally, I talked about a warm and gentle Goose Creek candle scent named Cosy Arms, which evokes the feeling of cosying up by the fire in the loving arms of one in a fluffy velvet chair and snuggling to the warmth and cosiness of a Winter night indoors. I wish we had a scent like this...vanilla and festive spice no doubt.

I'm telling you, all this talk of Max Steel is making me so soothed, I wish I was back in bed right now. But what's with a time in bed when you've got a meal at the table to look forward to? It's a perfect way to start the morning off with a little thinking.