At last, my support worker returned with the food. She ordered me to pull down the middle bit of the seat so I could put my drink in it. Once I did, she gave me a whole box full of chicken nugs and French fries. They looked so delicious, and tasted so tempting! That disturbing Listiverse article was still swimming around in my head like a skeletal seal swimming in toxic green acid, but I ignored it and started eating my chicken nuggets. All the while, instead I thought about the moment in The Lion King when Simba was introduced to the art of bug eating by his new friends Timon and Pumbaa, during the Hakuna Matata sequence in the film. “He comes, with a very pleasant crunch.” I crunched as I downed mouthfuls of the chicken nuggets that came with my meal. Then I took an interest in the French fries and downed every morsel I could get my mucky paws on. “Slow down, mate,” said Kangaroo Jack, “Save some for me!” So I lent Jack some, and boy were they delicious to a kangaroo’s taste. “Still, uh….where’s the brownie?”
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