Little Rude Riding Hood

One day, Penelope sent me out

So I could go to Tracy Island and check out

Grandma Tracy, who isn't very well

So she filled a basket with rolls Mother Pengpride had selled

While I was on my way to the boat

Someone was waiting by the moat

It was Bandit the fierce wolf,

He wanted to gobble up the rolls and engulf

He said, "Hello, girl, what have you got there?"

"None of your business," I said with a glare,

Kicking him hard right in the nuts,

I said, "What's gotten into him? He's coconuts."

I took my boat and sailed away

Until I reached Tracy Island bay

I shared my rolls with everyone here

Even Grandma Tracy, a smile appeared

On every face, even Grandma

So to the wolf, I'd say, "Ta-ta!"