Thursday, 8 February 2024

10 Things I'll Talk About If I Were To Attend The Coffee Club @ Eden Court

10.Cravendale 'Slurp' and 'Toe Tapping' adverts
Way better than any annoying ad I've seen, these adverts for Cravendale milk are from the creators of A Town Called Panic and see a pirate, cow and cyclist run a milk bar for animals and people who love Cravendale as much as they do. In one advert, a group of Irish people slurp out a tune to 'William Tell', and in the next ad, which is a sequel to 'Bad Bull', the now good bull orders some glasses of milk before the jukebox puts on a rocking tune which sends Pirate into a crazy frenzy and sets the entire milk bar on fire. Don't try this at home!
9.My Diary
The people at the local support hub have now gone woke and have suggested I keep a diary for any unfortunate events or appointments that may occur, like ones for the dentist or the doctor. I get it, days out aren't just about appointments, they're about walks and picnics and treats and shopping and hanging out with friends, but now I've brought an Eeyore diary to see me through. Thanks for noticing me...
8.My new diet
Mum said I must limit my food preferences, so that means my support workers are now giving me some sausage rolls, a piece of fruit, some Babybel and a small sweet treat. And that, my friends, includes Suckies and Bounce Bars. I wish they were more of a big deal that Logan Paul's PRIME drinks, these things are starting to get on my nerves. I'd drink Coke over these stupid drinks any day.
7.The Not So Little Princess: What's My Name?
In this grown up sequel to Tony Ross' spoilt good for nothing princess character who learns about the world and is actually Caillou in disguise, she's now grown up and everyone in the castle must call her by her real name now, because there are people out there who have grown out of her picture books and have found her TV series to be a bad example, because in this Milkshake show the Little Princess is always screaming and throwing tantrums so she can get her way. Can't Milkshake air Caillou instead?!
6.Furaha's Bad Dream
In this story, which is way better than that bratty Little Princess character, Furaha has a bad dream where she is chased by an ugly lion/warthog hybrid and eaten alive, but she wakes up screaming. As Orko comforts her, her entire family rushes in to see what the matter is, and decide to take her downstairs into the living room to calm her down and have a bit of family time. This story is a good example of what to do if you have a bad dream - instead of getting into bed and hassling your parents, spending time with them is a soothing way to get back to sleep.
5.A Perfect Day To Relax
You've probably seen the 2003 Nivea advert which saw the comeback of the Nivea ball. Instead of a Nivea ball in this one, there's pure relaxation. Orko stays on the sidelines of the beach, in a quiet place where he can bond with his baby sister Furaha while his friends, soon to be Furaha's friends, play a game of blind tag far off on the other side of the beach. Orko just prefers to relax with his soft, cuddly, gentle baby sister and comfort her instead of join his friends' noisy games. Baby sisters are more important than friends, anyway.
4.The Easter Monkey In Winter
Furaha, Orko and Baby Marvin The Martian live comfortably in a log cabin in the middle of a Wintery wonderland. Every day, they go outside and play in the snow, and even have enough food to go around. One day, they run out of food and embark on an Alice In Wonderland inspired adventure across the tundra to find the legendary Appetite Cave, which houses as much food as they need to see them through. They meet characters from Baby Looney Tunes' Eggs-Traordinary Adventure, Here Comes Peter Cottontail and Joseph: King Of Dreams, who all show them the way to the cave.
3.Baby Marvin Goes Swimming
Let's just say Baby Marvin is like the Arnold of the Me, You, And...universe. He doesn't talk, rarely speaks and lives with his puppy K9 and his mother, who is a martian like him. In this vignette, he goes swimming with Furaha, Orko, K9 and his mother. The pool in this one is also dog friendly, so K9 would have a great time playing there. Since Marvin is only a baby martian, his mother has to swim with him at all times. Furaha and Orko indulge in their own ways of playing however, splashing each other, relaxing in the water and playing on floaties. Now the Baby Looney Tunes have been swimming in the pool in Granny's nursery before, and Daffy had to overcome his fear of water to join them - feel nostalgic? I do!
2.Safari Plains
In this soothing story set on the plains of Africa, Furaha and Orko wander across the grasslands while their family - including that mischievous mutt rascal Rocky - are fast asleep under a baobab tree. Wandering around the plain and encountering many animals along the way such as giraffes, elephants, hippos and monkeys, the two friends talk about why friendship makes them a family, and what makes the animals in Africa a family too, in a soft and gentle conversation about friendship and loyalty.
1.By The Fireplace
In this cosy story set during Winter, in the palace living room Furaha and Orko settle by the fireplace with their family, and Furaha and Orko tell each other about how wonderful it is to sit by the fire and snuggle together to share in good times. They reminisce about three moments in Furaha's life which they won't forget, such as a trip to the fair, making sandcastles and drawing in the sand on the beach and playing hide and seek in the throne room. All the simple pleasures of life with your family are right here, in the heart of a lioness. And if you're going to retrieve it, DON'T RIP AN ACTUAL ONE OUT! All it takes is courage and love.

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